chrising

chrising is when you tell pointless lies that are un-needed

and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.

person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"

person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"

by jamiecook December 7, 2012

Chrising

When someone fucks up something or ruins something.

*Friend breaks something of yours* Wow dude, you are Chrising!

by mtek March 26, 2013

Chriseli

The Best unique/prettiest person you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. The cutest person ever. She's has a loving,caring and best personality out off all. Fine too ^_^. An appreciative person. A fun person to be around.The Fuckin Best.

Chriseli? Oh the one I love?

by Anime boy April 24, 2011

chrised it

Chrised it: When Chris fails to recognize that he is currently the holder of the spliff and proceeds to let it go out, resulting C uproar amongst the group upon discovery that Chris, yet again, has let the spliff go out. AGAIN. He bloody well Chrised it!

Nick: Is the spliff gone?
Chris: Errr...
Stuart: Did you let it go out _again_?
Chris: ... Ooops... Chrised it!
All: Ahhhh, he fucking Chrised it!!

by Border Collier July 4, 2019

chrise

A snake ass person who only looks out for himself. Treats women like crap and is extremely ugly.

Bro did your hear what Chrise did to his gf?

No what?

He cheated on her with her best friend when she was blackout on the couch.

by Bigbeerchugger May 16, 2018

Chrising

A man who is overly mad at the world and hurts happy people to increase his self esteem. He has jerk for a girlfriend. Bassically, a goth hater.

Wow, that guy was chrising on everyone.

Hey stop chrising off.

by Matthew Simon December 12, 2006

Chrising

The art of being of bum.

1: "Want to come to the mall?"
2: "Nah, man got to jam with my band."
3: "Yo, chrising it up!"

by TomJeff December 30, 2011