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Chrisgasm is described as intense vaginal and clitoral orgasms which are numerous within one fucking session. Chrisgasm is a service provided by a sexy black man named Chris, with a cock the size of a PBR tall boy. Chrisgasm is granted to a lucky lady who can be submissive and allow for Chris to work his magic. Said Lady, must be complicit with allowing the process to unfold (just lay back and enjoy). The skill set of the Chris providing the Chrisgasm is characterized by his keen observation skills. He is able to push back his own needs until the fortunate lady has as many Chrisgasms as Chris decides. The receiver of the Chrisgasm must be prepared for a wet mess with lots of repeated squirting.
Text to Chris:

I’ m craving a Chrisgasm - you around later? I need to suck on a PBR tall boy aka Your Dick!

Attached - nude selfie- BaM!
Reply from Chris:
When you cumin over, squirt?

Text to Chris:

Be over later - need your Chrisgasms(plural) as the perfect ending to my night.

Attached - selfie of DD’s with hard pink nips
Reply:
👍🏾
Chrisgasm by RedHeadNurse May 6, 2025
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corpsgasm 

1) The overpowering excitement produced by the great performance of a Drum and Bugle Corps.

2) The peak of musical excitement induced by a Drum and Bugle Corps, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary clapping of hand muscles, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of profuse yelling or cheering .
As the DCI judge ran around the field, it was evident that the Blue Devil's space chords caused him to corpsgasm.

As the Carolina Crown horn line warmed up in the parking lot, all passersby experienced an intense corpsgasm as they were hit by Crown's enormous wall of sound.
corpsgasm by MadScout January 7, 2008

Choirgasm 

When the sound of a choir singing the correct chord or producing an amazing sound makes you orgasm by way of your ears.
I had so many choirgasms at your concert! It was just amazing!
Choirgasm by QueenoftheKnight May 14, 2010

Chrisnasty 

the term used for the classic 60's hotshot. Often known to wear plaid jackets, public masturbater hats, and sunglasses at night. An outspoken fan of the BeeGee's. See hot carl and cincinnati bowtie.
Did you see that chrisnasty just cruise by in his mustang thats not quite as good as a camaro.... Yea but his in-your-face 60's style forced me to look away
Chrisgay by IssaBolbi March 6, 2019

Christams 

You spelled it wrong too, you moron. It's Christmas.
If you're going to criticize someone, please learn how to spell first.
Christams by Diane December 6, 2004

Crissgasm 

A Crissgasm is a fangirl spasm where one starts squealing, frothing at the mouth, and or jumping up and down at the sight or sound of Darren Criss.
Oh, she's having a Crissgasm
Crissgasm by Crisskid February 25, 2011
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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