Diane's definitions

phal

Is derived from the words "phallus", meaning "penis", and "Phil", being a proper noun. Has become a versatile nickname for anyone by the name of "Phil" or "Phillip" who resembles a penis in either appearance or character.

Have you seen Phal recently?

by Diane October 12, 2004

Grand Spectaculificent

From the melodrama, 'The emperor's new clothes'. Meaning: amazingly big and bold.

My new castle will be grand spectaculificent!

by Diane September 1, 2004

NOTE

If you can't spell 'definition', don't recommend anyone's definitions to Quality Control, ESPECIALLY if you're sending it there because of their spelling.

Let's stop being stupid.

by Diane November 19, 2004

Mafia

Something that is glorified as some glamorous thing, when, in reality, it's really just a bunch of morons who feel that they're so special that, rather than to go school and get an education and a real job, they choose to live an illegal lifestyle that involves murdering people, scamming people, and getting shot in pizza restaurants. The Mafia is basically Italian Bloods/Crips with suits, outdated hair and lots of jewelry.

The Mafia is really overrated.

by Diane November 3, 2004

Am I Blue?

1. A short story collection, published in '94, themed towards queer youth
Also a short story in said book.

2. A question asked that can be taken as literally "Am I gay?" or "Do I seem gay?"

1.<u> Am I Blue</u> is a fabity fab book, which you should read. Even if you're illiterate- have someone read it to you.
2. Sue: Am I blue?
Beth: Not really, but the brunette staring at you is.

by Diane December 30, 2004

Channing Tatum

Model/Actor that is actually smart and can read. Was on "CSI", "MTV's Fashionably Loud" and will be on two upcoming episodes of the OC.

Channing Tatum is...wow...

by Diane February 12, 2005

Christams

You spelled it wrong too, you moron. It's Christmas.

If you're going to criticize someone, please learn how to spell first.

by Diane December 6, 2004