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Chrisjay 

A Person Who is very intelligent but doesn’t seem to show it. This Is If A Girl Had this name. They would usually have big breaths and a booty and they hate studying. They always seem to call them self ugly when their not and they are a very good singer but they just can’t appreciate there singing. She also always gets in arguments with boys as a joke.
Hey my name is Chrisjay and no I can’t sing so don’t say I can.
Chrisjay by Stephanie_donttalktome February 10, 2019

Chrishayla 

Chrishayla is a one of a kind girl with a cool attitude. She can be a girly girl or one of the bros. She got a fatty and that WAP
Chrishayla is cold asf
Chrishayla by ThatMfNamedK September 18, 2020

chrisday 

so chrisday should be fun!!
chrisday by hehfhsj September 9, 2020
Passionate, Creative, Secretive, Sexy, and Caring.
A person named Chrisayu is being define as a very passionate person when it comes to relationships. Creative in work and very secretive. Sexy and caring.
chrisayu by anonymous November 24, 2021
Chrisgasm is described as intense vaginal and clitoral orgasms which are numerous within one fucking session. Chrisgasm is a service provided by a sexy black man named Chris, with a cock the size of a PBR tall boy. Chrisgasm is granted to a lucky lady who can be submissive and allow for Chris to work his magic. Said Lady, must be complicit with allowing the process to unfold (just lay back and enjoy). The skill set of the Chris providing the Chrisgasm is characterized by his keen observation skills. He is able to push back his own needs until the fortunate lady has as many Chrisgasms as Chris decides. The receiver of the Chrisgasm must be prepared for a wet mess with lots of repeated squirting.
Text to Chris:

I’ m craving a Chrisgasm - you around later? I need to suck on a PBR tall boy aka Your Dick!

Attached - nude selfie- BaM!
Reply from Chris:
When you cumin over, squirt?

Text to Chris:

Be over later - need your Chrisgasms(plural) as the perfect ending to my night.

Attached - selfie of DD’s with hard pink nips
Reply:
👍🏾
Chrisgasm by RedHeadNurse May 6, 2025
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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