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Chrisism 

A verbal thought or question spewed forth without any thought given to it.
He ordered the "make your own pasta" and then handed the menu back to the waitress without picking a pasta or a sauce. What a Chrisism!
Chrisism by Joe P. Murphlash December 28, 2008
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Chrisism 

Drunk post, inserted into any thread usually having nothing to do with the context of the post. Usually raunchy or irritating.
Josh had a couple too many last night and used chrisism to annoy half of the board.
Chrisism by SmasherAZ January 23, 2011

ChrissiMaraj 

ChrissiMaraj is a powerful Queen and we shall bow to her .
ChrissiMaraj by Ballsakk January 18, 2021

chrisisamong 

where anybody called chris who cant spell the word "Ethiopia" correctly and also stinks of shit
"omg that chris is chrisisamong"

Chrisisawesome 

A bitch but I have mixed feelings for him.
Person 1: who is chrisisawesome?
Person 2: how tf should I know. The only thing Ik is that I hate and love him.
Person 1: so you have mixed feelings?
Person 2: yes.
Chrisisawesome by 9khehe February 23, 2022
(Noun) A crisis that befalls someone named Chris, usually due to lack of planning.
Rational thinker: Why did you fly to Finland on a one-way ticket without bringing a credit card to fly back?

Chris: Simple, I was drunk.

Random Finnish person: What a Chrisis!
Chrisis by mandawanda March 27, 2010
(noun) a crisis during december, essentially a festive meltdown
person 1: "I dont have enough money to get everyone Christmas presents"
person 2: "sounds like youre having a chrisis"
chrisis by TheSillyCow November 30, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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