Chrisism

A verbal thought or question spewed forth without any thought given to it.

He ordered the "make your own pasta" and then handed the menu back to the waitress without picking a pasta or a sauce. What a Chrisism!

by Joe P. Murphlash December 28, 2008

Chrisism

Drunk post, inserted into any thread usually having nothing to do with the context of the post. Usually raunchy or irritating.

Josh had a couple too many last night and used chrisism to annoy half of the board.

by SmasherAZ January 23, 2011

ChrissiMaraj

A Queen of stan twitter.

ChrissiMaraj is a powerful Queen and we shall bow to her .

by Ballsakk January 18, 2021

chrisisamong

where anybody called chris who cant spell the word "Ethiopia" correctly and also stinks of shit

"omg that chris is chrisisamong"

by TheMongInspector June 19, 2021

Chrisisawesome

A bitch but I have mixed feelings for him.

Person 1: who is chrisisawesome?
Person 2: how tf should I know. The only thing Ik is that I hate and love him.
Person 1: so you have mixed feelings?
Person 2: yes.

by 9khehe February 23, 2022

Chrisis

(Noun) A crisis that befalls someone named Chris, usually due to lack of planning.

Rational thinker: Why did you fly to Finland on a one-way ticket without bringing a credit card to fly back?

Chris: Simple, I was drunk.

Random Finnish person: What a Chrisis!

by mandawanda March 27, 2010

chrisis

(noun) a crisis during december, essentially a festive meltdown

person 1: "I dont have enough money to get everyone Christmas presents"
person 2: "sounds like youre having a chrisis"

by TheSillyCow November 30, 2019