Crissgasm
A Crissgasm is a fangirl spasm where one starts squealing, frothing at the mouth, and or jumping up and down at the sight or sound of Darren Criss.
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christgasm
What happens to fundie kids at rock concerts. Supposedly keeps you from being a horny teenager. No need to change pants afterwards.
christgasm by mushiman December 17, 2005
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craigsgasm
When a person is overcome by great deals on Craigslist with the original intent to find one simple thing quick and cheap.
The person may or may not pursue the various offers but is merely excited at the prospect of obtaining such a wealth of items.
The person may or may not pursue the various offers but is merely excited at the prospect of obtaining such a wealth of items.
Person 1: Hey man look what I picked up on Craigslist. A 60 inch LCD television, home theater system with 100 watt subwoofter, 30 blurays and an entertainment center for everything - all for 500 bucks.
Person 2: Didn't you just want an old TV for the garage?
Person 1: Got that too for free but I had a craigsgasm. I couldn't pass up these fantastic bargains!
Person 2: Didn't you just want an old TV for the garage?
Person 1: Got that too for free but I had a craigsgasm. I couldn't pass up these fantastic bargains!
craigsgasm by ajgenard August 25, 2010
Chrisgasm
Chrisgasm is described as intense vaginal and clitoral orgasms which are numerous within one fucking session. Chrisgasm is a service provided by a sexy black man named Chris, with a cock the size of a PBR tall boy. Chrisgasm is granted to a lucky lady who can be submissive and allow for Chris to work his magic. Said Lady, must be complicit with allowing the process to unfold (just lay back and enjoy). The skill set of the Chris providing the Chrisgasm is characterized by his keen observation skills. He is able to push back his own needs until the fortunate lady has as many Chrisgasms as Chris decides. The receiver of the Chrisgasm must be prepared for a wet mess with lots of repeated squirting.
Text to Chris:
I’ m craving a Chrisgasm - you around later? I need to suck on a PBR tall boy aka Your Dick!
Attached - nude selfie- BaM!
Reply from Chris:
When you cumin over, squirt?
Text to Chris:
Be over later - need your Chrisgasms(plural) as the perfect ending to my night.
Attached - selfie of DD’s with hard pink nips
Reply:
👍🏾
I’ m craving a Chrisgasm - you around later? I need to suck on a PBR tall boy aka Your Dick!
Attached - nude selfie- BaM!
Reply from Chris:
When you cumin over, squirt?
Text to Chris:
Be over later - need your Chrisgasms(plural) as the perfect ending to my night.
Attached - selfie of DD’s with hard pink nips
Reply:
👍🏾
Chrisgasm by RedHeadNurse May 6, 2025
Crispgamut
Slang for Cyan Colour Crewmate/Impostor in Among Us.
What kind of name is that?? Seriously, whoever at Innersloth programmed the random name generator needs to be fired immediately.
What kind of name is that?? Seriously, whoever at Innersloth programmed the random name generator needs to be fired immediately.
Crispgamut by CrispgamutLover999 March 1, 2026