Criss

Crying while taking a piss (usually in that order).

"I'm gonna go criss. Might be out in a few hours."

by EdiblePajamas June 06, 2018

Criss

A kid that might be gay, he is often crying because he's to scared to ask girls out that may like him back.

Guy 1: ask her out
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: stop being a Criss

by Stoker32 October 05, 2014

criss

1.a jamaican term which means
everything is all right or irie
2.to look nice
etc.

1.as long as you dont
tell her about the deal we
criss
2.That girl look criss
in her skirt and jordans
damn!

by :..[Cr1sz]..: February 06, 2006

criss

A "sacre" (swear) from Quebec. It comes from the word "Christ". It can be used in various ways.

1. Noun
2. Verb
3. Adverb

1. Toi mon criss!
2. M'a t'en crisser une!
3. T'es crissement cave!

by adjudant117 November 11, 2006

Crissing

It refers to Darren Criss, who plays a gay man on television and when interviewing in real life he ALWAYS makes a point to say that he is straight and point out his heterosexuality. therefore Crissing is an insistent declaration of one's heterosexuality

Interviewer: Are you ok?
Darren Criss: Yes, I'm straight and I have a girlfriend.

That's is Crissing

by indigoGirl81 May 18, 2011

criss

Yet another religious kebecker swear word... which is slang for christ. Used to as both noun and adjective.

Toé mon criss, m'a te petté é dents!
Criss de tabarnak que t laid!!!
Je m'en criss!

by elvis wong September 23, 2003

Crisse

Quebecois swear word, derived from Christ. See also criss.

Noun: T'es un p'tit crisse.
Verb: Crisse-moi patience!

by Jerryfie January 12, 2006