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Chodameter 

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.
The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.
Related Words

Chodarexia 

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.
Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”
Chodarexia by Wolfany August 5, 2018
Owned/pwned by ones chode.
That was such massive chodage.
Chodage by Calhix March 3, 2009

chodey donuthole

Is a little redneck bitch that lives in Eatonville Washington and is kinda gay but it's all Anthony Tipton fault so.

chodapalooza 

1)is a party of chodes; which may include any numbers of such persons with a short, fat, hairy genitalia

2)a couple of retards trying to hump a door knob
Damn! That MaChode is probably the organizer for Chodapalooza '09.
chodapalooza by Gizzzz General March 20, 2009

Chodabear 

A very furry little man, with looks similar to a bear, with a dick wider than it is long.
holly shit! That guys a Chodabear!
Chodabear by Bernice williams July 21, 2009