A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.
The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.
A sexual term used by black men referring to their dick when flirting/fucking white women or women of non-african american descent. Usually men that have a Chosage are well endowed...i.e., Chocolate Sausage!!!
Yo the pinktoe I had last nite couldn't get enough of this chosage son!
Shorty rode ya man yesterday and straight smoked my chosage kid!
OMG girl his chosage was Awesome!
Fuck that lame with that punk ass snausage, get with a brotha thats packing a Big Black Chosage bitch!
His personality can only be defined by how "CHODGE" like he is. He is not only good at gaming but also at any position in sports involving a big man. He is also known as "BRUTUS or BRUT". He is known wide by all for his great talent in bed.
last night with ghaddy wasnt evenclose to as good as CHODGE.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.