A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.
The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.
by Sterrel and Koldham July 21, 2009
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A sexual term used by black men referring to their dick when flirting/fucking white women or women of non-african american descent. Usually men that have a Chosage are well endowed...i.e., Chocolate Sausage!!!
Yo the pinktoe I had last nite couldn't get enough of this chosage son!
Shorty rode ya man yesterday and straight smoked my chosage kid!
OMG girl his chosage was Awesome!
Fuck that lame with that punk ass snausage, get with a brotha thats packing a Big Black Chosage bitch!
Shorty rode ya man yesterday and straight smoked my chosage kid!
OMG girl his chosage was Awesome!
Fuck that lame with that punk ass snausage, get with a brotha thats packing a Big Black Chosage bitch!
by Tekezo aka Rogue_Assassin October 9, 2009
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Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”
Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”
Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”
by Wolfany August 5, 2018
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by Bernice williams July 21, 2009
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Get the chodabeard mug.His personality can only be defined by how "CHODGE" like he is. He is not only good at gaming but also at any position in sports involving a big man. He is also known as "BRUTUS or BRUT". He is known wide by all for his great talent in bed.
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