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Owned/pwned by ones chode.
That was such massive chodage.
Chodage by Calhix March 3, 2009
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Chodameter 

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.
The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.
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A sexual term used by black men referring to their dick when flirting/fucking white women or women of non-african american descent. Usually men that have a Chosage are well endowed...i.e., Chocolate Sausage!!!
Yo the pinktoe I had last nite couldn't get enough of this chosage son!

Shorty rode ya man yesterday and straight smoked my chosage kid!

OMG girl his chosage was Awesome!

Fuck that lame with that punk ass snausage, get with a brotha thats packing a Big Black Chosage bitch!

Chodarexia 

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.
Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”
Chodarexia by Wolfany August 5, 2018

Chodabear 

A very furry little man, with looks similar to a bear, with a dick wider than it is long.
holly shit! That guys a Chodabear!
Chodabear by Bernice williams July 21, 2009

chodabeard 

The tuft of pubic hair lining the chode. Often stained with feces.
You might want to trim that chodabeard!
chodabeard by pitt420 April 23, 2003
His personality can only be defined by how "CHODGE" like he is. He is not only good at gaming but also at any position in sports involving a big man. He is also known as "BRUTUS or BRUT". He is known wide by all for his great talent in bed.
last night with ghaddy wasnt even close to as good as CHODGE.
CHODGE by CHODGYBONES June 9, 2011
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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