Chodameter 

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.

The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.

Chodameter by Sterrel and Koldham July 21, 2009

chodawater 

A backwoods (peckerhead) chaunce who spunts water instead of streams of thick gooey cum.

Dude, Ryan, you hear about that chodawater Jerrit? He's fuckin' burnt.

chodawater by chauncy mcfadden November 2, 2003

Chadmeter 

Chadmeter is an immortal troglodyte twink who had a hand in creating historical places like the pyramids of Egypt and The Great Wall of China

Omg why is Chadmeters cock so huge

Chadmeter by MhmmmYesBigMon November 10, 2019