Chimpdick
Similar to a limp dick, except instead of having a useless penis it is some one who is always playing with their dick like a monkey.
Chimpdick by CRUCIAL cadaver October 6, 2010
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chimpfucker
chimpfucker by Tumbleweed November 2, 2003
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chimp dick • chomp dick • chump dick • chimp licker • Chip dick • chomp dick off • Crimp dick • chapdick • Chimick • chimpfucker
Chirpdeck
a good chirp for the retards thats think they know what they're doing when it comes to chirping and string random chirps together to make them sound cool
Retard: "did you get my t-bombski last night? pretty messy eh? did you wheel that one broad you were tellin me about cuz i heard you were in a stick tilt and pumped the guys eye shut."
Real Chirp: "Easy there chirpdeck, you don't wanna use them all at once."
Real Chirp: "Easy there chirpdeck, you don't wanna use them all at once."
Chirpdeck by Canadian Chirp January 22, 2009
ChipRick
ChipRick by 22 jumpstreet June 13, 2018
ChickDicked
ChickDicked
When a woman wins over a man, especially in an academic argument.
Or
Any situation where a woman gives a man a real run via showing usually masculine tenacity
When a woman wins over a man, especially in an academic argument.
Or
Any situation where a woman gives a man a real run via showing usually masculine tenacity
"I heard John was left with nothing after the divorce"
"Yep, he was well and truly ChickDicked"!!
A close call example
"Who Do you think won the debate?"
"Biden, but he was nearly ChickDicked by Palin!
"Yep, he was well and truly ChickDicked"!!
A close call example
"Who Do you think won the debate?"
"Biden, but he was nearly ChickDicked by Palin!
ChickDicked by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009
chindick
A type of strap on dildo (official name is the accomadater) that straps around your head and protrudes from your chin enableing you to eat and fuck pussy (or ass) at the same time.
chindick by voltamp amn October 31, 2009
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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