Chimpdick 

Similar to a limp dick, except instead of having a useless penis it is some one who is always playing with their dick like a monkey.

Keep your hand out of your pants you chimpdick and eat your dinner!

Chimpdick by CRUCIAL cadaver October 6, 2010

chimpfucker 

to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly.

I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker.

chimpfucker by Tumbleweed November 2, 2003

Chirpdeck 

a good chirp for the retards thats think they know what they're doing when it comes to chirping and string random chirps together to make them sound cool

Retard: "did you get my t-bombski last night? pretty messy eh? did you wheel that one broad you were tellin me about cuz i heard you were in a stick tilt and pumped the guys eye shut."

Real Chirp: "Easy there chirpdeck, you don't wanna use them all at once."

Chirpdeck by Canadian Chirp January 22, 2009

ChipRick 

Best YouTuber on earth

Hey do you know ChipRick?

ChipRick by 22 jumpstreet June 13, 2018

ChickDicked 

ChickDicked


When a woman wins over a man, especially in an academic argument.

Or

Any situation where a woman gives a man a real run via showing usually masculine tenacity

"I heard John was left with nothing after the divorce"

"Yep, he was well and truly ChickDicked"!!



A close call example

"Who Do you think won the debate?"

"Biden, but he was nearly ChickDicked by Palin!

ChickDicked by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

chapdick 

this is what a guy gets when he beats off with shampoo, or something thats is harsh on the peter. skin starts peelin of like you have chapped lips.

bill: "aye man you should beat off with shampoo, it feels bomb as hell."

two hours later

bill: "damn that shit gave me chapdick."

chapdick by FBS April 28, 2006

chindick 

A type of strap on dildo (official name is the accomadater) that straps around your head and protrudes from your chin enableing you to eat and fuck pussy (or ass) at the same time.

Bianca loves the chindick so much she won't have regular sex with me anymore.

chindick by voltamp amn October 31, 2009