Similar to a limp dick, except instead of having a useless penis it is some one who is always playing with their dick like a monkey.
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a good chirp for the retards thats think they know what they're doing when it comes to chirping and string random chirps together to make them sound cool
Retard: "did you get my t-bombski last night? pretty messy eh? did you wheel that one broad you were tellin me about cuz i heard you were in a stick tilt and pumped the guys eye shut."
Real Chirp: "Easy there chirpdeck, you don't wanna use them all at once."
Real Chirp: "Easy there chirpdeck, you don't wanna use them all at once."
by Canadian Chirp January 22, 2009
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When a woman wins over a man, especially in an academic argument.
Or
Any situation where a woman gives a man a real run via showing usually masculine tenacity
When a woman wins over a man, especially in an academic argument.
Or
Any situation where a woman gives a man a real run via showing usually masculine tenacity
"I heard John was left with nothing after the divorce"
"Yep, he was well and truly ChickDicked"!!
A close call example
"Who Do you think won the debate?"
"Biden, but he was nearly ChickDicked by Palin!
"Yep, he was well and truly ChickDicked"!!
A close call example
"Who Do you think won the debate?"
"Biden, but he was nearly ChickDicked by Palin!
by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009
Get the ChickDicked mug.this is what a guy gets when he beats off with shampoo, or something thats is harsh on the peter. skin starts peelin of like you have chapped lips.
bill: "aye man you should beat off with shampoo, it feels bomb as hell."
two hours later
bill: "damn that shit gave me chapdick."
two hours later
bill: "damn that shit gave me chapdick."
by FBS April 28, 2006
Get the chapdick mug.A type of strap on dildo (official name is the accomadater) that straps around your head and protrudes from your chin enableing you to eat and fuck pussy (or ass) at the same time.
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