Chirpdeck 

a good chirp for the retards thats think they know what they're doing when it comes to chirping and string random chirps together to make them sound cool

Retard: "did you get my t-bombski last night? pretty messy eh? did you wheel that one broad you were tellin me about cuz i heard you were in a stick tilt and pumped the guys eye shut."

Real Chirp: "Easy there chirpdeck, you don't wanna use them all at once."

Chirpdeck by Canadian Chirp January 22, 2009

Chimpdick 

Similar to a limp dick, except instead of having a useless penis it is some one who is always playing with their dick like a monkey.

Keep your hand out of your pants you chimpdick and eat your dinner!

Chimpdick by CRUCIAL cadaver October 6, 2010

Chirpdee 

The craziest motha fucka on the PLANET. She enjoys eating bird poop and blowing up...hamsters?

Chirpdee: kind of strange to think that I'm drinking a fruit
Chirpdee: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that sounded wrong

Chirpdee by Evie September 14, 2003