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chapdick 

this is what a guy gets when he beats off with shampoo, or something thats is harsh on the peter. skin starts peelin of like you have chapped lips.
bill: "aye man you should beat off with shampoo, it feels bomb as hell."

two hours later

bill: "damn that shit gave me chapdick."
chapdick by FBS April 28, 2006
Words you can keep

chapdick 

The chapstick applied after delivering an especially taxing blowjob.
"Thanks for sucking me off, but your lips sure look dry."

"No worries, I brought some chapdick."
chapdick by slothballer June 9, 2013

chapdick 

When a man's dick gets sore from fucking.
chapdick by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Chapdick 

the art of Chapdicking is where you put chapstick on the tip of your dick to keep it from crusting. this multitasks as a way of birthcontrol, a wax condom if you will.
girl: your dick is so slick, did you chapdick?
guy: Yup!!!
Chapdick by PimpleDick592 January 13, 2018

Cherry Chapdick

A term used to describe the penis of a man who simply gets too much pussy, and is therefore chafed and gloriously uncomfortable.

Diametrically opposed to Cherry Chapstick, which is used BY pussies. The stick version can be an acceptable reference to Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her Cherry Chapstick"
Dude: "I got so much pussy that summer I had to ice my balls."
Dude across the bar: "Holy Snatch! Did you get Cherry Chapdick??"
Dude: "You don't even KNOW!"
Cherry Chapdick by Whorebag401k November 9, 2013

Chapsdick 

The act of her rubbing your dick on her lips like Chapstick.
Hey Baby, your lips look chapped, want some Chapsdick to rub on them.
Chapsdick by I'm Awesome 2 June 19, 2010

chap-dick 

The effect on ones penis after prolonged use of lubricant during masturbation, whereby the penis gets chapped; the way lips get chapped from too much sun.
"Man, I'd like to wrench my warty chap-dick down her throat."
"It appears my member has acquired a state of chapness, chap-dick if you will."
chap-dick by jinjo_one March 3, 2006
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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