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this is what a guy gets when he beats off with shampoo, or something thats is harsh on the peter. skin starts peelin of like you have chapped lips.
bill: "aye man you should beat off with shampoo, it feels bomb as hell."

two hours later

bill: "damn that shit gave me chapdick."
by FBS April 14, 2006
Happy St. Patties Day!
The effect on ones penis after prolonged use of lubricant during masturbation, whereby the penis gets chapped; the way lips get chapped from too much sun.
"Man, I'd like to wrench my warty chap-dick down her throat."
"It appears my member has acquired a state of chapness, chap-dick if you will."
by jinjo_one February 27, 2006
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the sexual act of putting chapstick on one's penis and then having himself or a partner sucking it off.
Kory: Dude I totally made that Katie chick give me strawberry chap-dick

Jake: She liked the taste of your strawberry chap dick
by squibbles_doomypants May 19, 2011
Happy St. Patties Day!
When a man's dick gets sore from fucking.
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
Happy St. Patties Day!
the art of Chapdicking is where you put chapstick on the tip of your dick to keep it from crusting. this multitasks as a way of birthcontrol, a wax condom if you will.
girl: your dick is so slick, did you chapdick?
guy: Yup!!!
by PimpleDick592 January 13, 2018
Happy St. Patties Day!
The chapstick applied after delivering an especially taxing blowjob.
"Thanks for sucking me off, but your lips sure look dry."

"No worries, I brought some chapdick."
by slothballer June 09, 2013
Happy St. Patties Day!