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When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.
“How was it with the new chick the other night?”

~”Terrible bro.. she totally crimp dick’d me.“
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by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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