chimpfucker

to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly.

I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker.

by Tumbleweed November 2, 2003

chimp fucker

Someone with an unhealthy sexual attraction to primates. Especially Chimpanzees and other smaller apes.

May also refer to a minute person with apelike features. (Big ears, poo-flinging, a fondness of bananas or an overactive sexual libido)

"John sure does like to visit the zoo"
"No wonder, he's a right proper chimp fucker and no mistake!"

by Jarl September 19, 2008

Childfucker

(1). A person who fucks children
(2). Smeb

"Smeb is a real childfucker"

by JamburgerMan April 20, 2018

chumpfucker

Someone who’s a looser and sucks

Dude couldn’t handle his booze last night, freaking chumpfucker

by Kermos November 11, 2022

Chumpfuckery

A catch-all word used for irritating/frustrating negative things, usually by way of human influence.

"Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day.
Tommy needy drinky."

by Procedural Jigglebone March 5, 2024