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Chakkiwood 

Chakkiwood means Disaster University of Canadian Akshay Kumar.
Chakkiwood consist of total 80 Disasters from Domestic Market & 100 Disasters from overseas.
In year 2020 Chakkiwood won Nobel Prize for their contribution in destroying each genre whether it is comedy, drama, action or horror.
What are natural disasters?
A - Tsunami, Earthquake, Volcano & Chakkiwood

like a dog chasing a truck

SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEIR LEAGUE WHEN IT COMES TO CHASING WOMEN.
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCH'S HER.
(PETER)....YOU WERE OUT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO CHAT UP THAT BLONDE AT THE PUB
(JOHN)....YEAH! HE IS LIKE A DOG CHASING A TRUCK,WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCHES HER.
(PETER)....GET FUCKED CUNT..
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Ambulance Chasing Lawyers 

The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.
“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”

Chakkians 

Chakkians are waiters of Akshay Kumar
Chakkians have contributed Zero ATBB, Zero HGOTY, Zero ATG, Zero 2.17cr Footfalls & 80 Flops to Bollywood.
Chakkians considered as worlds dumbest fanbase on social media.
For chakkians akshay kumar is an Indian just like Pakistanis consider Kashmir is the part of Pakistan

chasing the green dragon

1. Slang phrase that refers to smoking cannabis buds from a bong or bong derivative **Not to be confused with "chasing the dragon" (opium substances)**

2. It can be used also to refer to that elusive first beautiful Marijuana euphoria one has experienced in their 1st MJ smoke that constantly eludes one thereafter and one continues to "chase the green dragon" but never catches it.
After work I am going to chase the green dragon and feel GOOD.

I have been chasing the green dragon for years since I was 18 , but I cannot catch it . Its a bummer.
Chakkian is a long-form of Chakka.
A chakkian is known for his self trolling skills.
If chakkian had bought tickets & watched all movies of akshay kumar in theater, their canadian idol wouldnt have given 80 flops
Chakkian by Rajiv Bhatia September 17, 2018