Chanze 

Chanze is what you say when someone tries to be funny/make a joke that isn't funny or just anything cringeworthy done for attention.

Yusuf: *shitty joke*
Nick: Dude chanze

Yusuf: Goddammit

Chanze by The knowledge guy May 25, 2015

No Chance, Bro 

The arbitrary response when a male accomplice talks about, or even merely refers to, your sister. Often, the one that mentioned her gets cut off mid-sentence, the other not even caring about the remaining sentence.

"Hey dude, isn't that your sis--"
"No chance, bro."
"Huh?"

"Man, your dad just called your sister had a car cr--"
"No chance, bro."
"Hell is wrong with you, boy?!"

No Chance, Bro by Chiggaman January 7, 2009

Chance The Trapper 

Youtuber and streamer Who Has a Snapchat Account where He Post the most Elite Memes on his snapchat account Chance_Greatnes , Going there will most likely cure all your depression.

Yo you see those new "Chance The Trapper memes".

Chance The Trapper by James The Memer July 29, 2019

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

blue chanel 

Blue Chanel is mdma. A blue ecstasy pill. it is known To give a great sense of euphoria and is also known to be a great stimulant for sex. It is said that it lowers your inhibitions

Travis Scott // impossible on the album rodeo

Lyrics: she poppin more blue Chanel just to get it up

blue chanel by Wakoartist January 31, 2016

I see both sides like chanel 

A Bisexual statement made famous by Frank Ocean's song "Chanel," and it's supposed to be a metaphor since the Chanel logo has two C's facing opposite ways... c what he did there?

Boi: You gay?
Boi 2: nah fam, I see both sides like chanel

I see both sides like chanel by mamamia la papi April 16, 2017

Chanel 

Honestly, she is someone you'd not wanna lose and she can be stubborn at times and bug you out or even be a little to annoying but she's someone you can keep around and trust .. one thing that they love so much is attention that the key to there heart.. to be honest if you ever end up with a Chanel be thankful and cherish every moment with her, she is the loyalist in a relationship not to mention but she's nothing when she's single. She's really the life of the party trust it. Don't get her to hate you; you don't want her to show the cold side of her its so cold you would even regret going to that side.. all a Chanel looks at in a person is personality, she could be the best best friend you'd ever want in life, you can do her so wrong and she'll still forgive and that's one thing that wont ever get cold.. don't ever take advantage of that.. its not worth losing a Chanel.. don't ever let a Chanel walk out your life you'll regret it or even be so bored ..

My name is Chanel because I'm probably the only expensive child ..

Chanel by anonymous November 14, 2020