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1. "I doubt it."
When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..

or

2. "No chance in hell"
A very rude way to say no.

1. Dumbass: "Last night was amazing. I met a pair of gorgeous, tall, blonde Swedish twins at the bar and fucked both of them."
Sane Person: "Chances!"

2. Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me?
Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away.

chances by Lissabaverlorin January 8, 2009

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chances

when something near impossible happens that wasn't even attempted.

the pro-line commercials.

whoa i just threw a football and it went in the basketball net

chances by S-money Mathias March 19, 2005

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Chances

Word to use when you arent going to do something or dont want to do something

Guy 1 : there is an essay due tomorrow in English class
Guy 2: chances i do it

Chances by Fergasquatch October 5, 2018

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Chances

Female the opposite of chance.
Charming loving caring

Wow the name is for female but also unisex.
Chances for female goddess sex appeal revengeful powerful humble fierce men and women lust over her /him . Stay on there good side they're bad side you don't want to see.

Chances the look in your eyes
Chances is hypnotizing
I am graduated fatuated
Omgggg
Is this a dream
Give me a chance.

Can't Get enough

Chances by Egyptian user November 24, 2021

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Chances Videos

Controversial type of videos in which someone (usually a user or fictional character) begs for another chance and the creator of the video along with his/her/their friends refuse to give the victim a second chance. They were invented in 2017.

"Chances Videos are worse than Prank VHS and DVD Openings! They must be stopped!" - Buttercup

Chances Videos by Ryan900USAYT March 17, 2022

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to take chances

to do something in spite of the risk that it implies.

Sometimes you have to take chances if you want to succed!

to take chances by Mr:- January 12, 2011

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Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.

Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

Penitentiary Chances by menoenglish April 20, 2017

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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