chances

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1. "I doubt it."
When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..

or

2. "No chance in hell"
A very rude way to say no.

1. Dumbass: "Last night was amazing. I met a pair of gorgeous, tall, blonde Swedish twins at the bar and fucked both of them."
Sane Person: "Chances!"

2. Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me?
Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away.

chances by Lissabaverlorin January 8, 2009

Words you can keep

chances

when something near impossible happens that wasn't even attempted.

the pro-line commercials.

whoa i just threw a football and it went in the basketball net

chances by S-money Mathias March 19, 2005

Chances

Word to use when you arent going to do something or dont want to do something

Guy 1 : there is an essay due tomorrow in English class
Guy 2: chances i do it

Chances by Fergasquatch October 5, 2018

Chances

Female the opposite of chance.
Charming loving caring

Wow the name is for female but also unisex.
Chances for female goddess sex appeal revengeful powerful humble fierce men and women lust over her /him . Stay on there good side they're bad side you don't want to see.

Chances the look in your eyes
Chances is hypnotizing
I am graduated fatuated
Omgggg
Is this a dream
Give me a chance.

Can't Get enough

Chances by Egyptian user November 24, 2021

Chances Videos

Controversial type of videos in which someone (usually a user or fictional character) begs for another chance and the creator of the video along with his/her/their friends refuse to give the victim a second chance. They were invented in 2017.

"Chances Videos are worse than Prank VHS and DVD Openings! They must be stopped!" - Buttercup

Chances Videos by Ryan900USAYT March 17, 2022

to take chances

to do something in spite of the risk that it implies.

Sometimes you have to take chances if you want to succed!

to take chances by Mr:- January 12, 2011

Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.

Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

Penitentiary Chances by menoenglish April 20, 2017

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026