Celebal 

The relentless pursuit of success

His Celebal Attitude got him this far

Celebal by doitbigger November 11, 2022

celebslut 

A shameless female who prefers to stoop to the level of a crack-whore in a desperate attempt to attract any publicity rather than none.

This is often achieved by dressing as a slut when attending movie premieres or acting like a slut to gain attention at celebrity parties or attracting a male audience rather than no audience to an otherwise mind-numbingly boring TV show.

"Paris Hilton upstages host at celebrity party by performing lewd celebslut acts"

"Gwyneth Paltrow sports another disappearing celebslut dress at movie premiere"

"Nigella Lawson licks herself provocatively on screen like a celebslut rather than cook food on a TV cookery show which would otherwise attract a very low audience"

celebslut by funkbadger August 12, 2009

Celebation 

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

Celebation by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011

Celebacon 

A large celebration held in honour of bacon. can be held before or after the eating of bacon.

"Hey dude this pasta rocks"
"yeah its got bacon in it"
"sweet I can't wait for the celebacon!"

Celebacon by MatthewChaplin August 22, 2009

celebaketion 

a 'celebaketion' is much like a celebration. the main difference is that instead of using balloons, streamers, and the presence of your extended family to rejoice in an event, you use large amounts of marijuana. hence, the 'bake' in 'celebaketion'

person one: hey bro, today is thursday. shall we celebake?
person two: abso-fucking-lutely, let the celebaketion begin!

celebaketion by amandajo:D December 4, 2010

celeblaze 

A portmanteau of the words "celebrate" and "blaze," to celebrate something by smoking marijuana.

Being the only student in the class that did well on the test, Simon decided to celeblaze the occasion when he returned home.

celeblaze by vivacarpenterro October 7, 2011

celebang 

Celebrate by way of banging

I'm so proud of you getting the promotion that we should celebrate by banging all night, we'll celebang!

celebang by GlazeHer January 16, 2014