Celebacon
Celebacon by MatthewChaplin August 22, 2009
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celebracon
celebracon by cnkohyfub August 1, 2013
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Celebacon • celebacne • celebracon • Celebating • Celebation • Celebracommiserate • celebrony • Celebuton • celebi.cos • Caleb Conlon
Celebation
"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".
Celebation by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011
Celebating
The act of a celeberity masturbating
"was that a video of Celebating?"
Celebating by BobitaLovesBob April 17, 2015
celebacne
Young celebrities who are paid insane amounts of money for endorsement of acne products such as Proactiv ®. Notables who have benefited include Julianne Hough,Katie Perry,Avril Lavigne,Mandy Moore,Jenna Fischer,Jennifer Berry,Melissa Claie Egan,Jennifer Love Hewitt,and Justin Bieber.
celebacne by wolfbait51 November 21, 2011
Celebuton
A person famous for being famous. There’s no discernible reason for everyone knowing them, and they aren’t usually famous for skills, talents or any products.
They’re just famous for being famous.
They’re just famous for being famous.
“OMG it’s KIM KARDASHIAN!!!”
“...Why is she even famous?”
“Um...because she’s a celebrity?”
“She’s more of a celebuton.”
“...Why is she even famous?”
“Um...because she’s a celebrity?”
“She’s more of a celebuton.”
Celebuton by xEddieMunsterx July 27, 2018
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