a 'celebaketion' is much like a celebration. the main difference is that instead of using balloons, streamers, and the presence of your extended family to rejoice in an event, you use large amounts of marijuana. hence, the 'bake' in 'celebaketion'
person one: hey bro, today is thursday. shall we celebake?
person two: abso-fucking-lutely, let the celebaketion begin!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.