celebant 

used to describe a state of NO SEX! or so says 16 year old boys who do no realise that the correct word is, in fact, celebate

I bet you i can stay celebant for 4 months! actually make that 3

celebant by melodious-joy September 16, 2006

celebant 

Celibate for idiots. My friends tried to argue with me over it.

Hold up!!! What ya'll tryna say :kiss: ...You mean I homie can't stay celebant if he wants to??

celebant by Joran September 16, 2006

Celebation 

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

Celebation by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011

celebang 

Celebrate by way of banging

I'm so proud of you getting the promotion that we should celebrate by banging all night, we'll celebang!

celebang by GlazeHer January 16, 2014

celebate 

To not have sex, to be without sexing up. Can be either for relgious reasons, personal, or because no one wants to have sex with you.

Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!

celebate by DiaryofaRedHead July 10, 2005

Celebating 

The act of a celeberity masturbating

"was that a video of Celebating?"

Celebating by BobitaLovesBob April 17, 2015

celebate 

To masterbate in celebration.

When Fred got a date with Sharon he went home and celebated.

celebate by glaze83 November 8, 2010