emopo

Emojigraphic errors in text messages.

"I meant to send Terry an emoji beer and a baseball. I sent an emopo of an eggplant and a tornado, so now he thinks I'm inviting him over for a blowjob".

by PantsofCorn May 11, 2017

e-couperating

Recovery from a medical condition involving electronic gadgets.

"I'm stuck on the couch after surgery, but I'm e-couperating with my 3DS, Xbox 360, a laptop, and Netflix".

by PantsofCorn May 10, 2011

Celebation

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

by PantsofCorn May 10, 2011

Icing the urinal cake

Masturbation at a public urinal.

I ran out of bills at the strip club, so I was down to icing the urinal cake in their bathroom.

by PantsofCorn January 16, 2011