e-couperating

Recovery from a medical condition involving electronic gadgets.

"I'm stuck on the couch after surgery, but I'm e-couperating with my 3DS, Xbox 360, a laptop, and Netflix".

by PantsofCorn June 03, 2011

Celebation

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

by PantsofCorn June 03, 2011

emopo

Emojigraphic errors in text messages.

"I meant to send Terry an emoji beer and a baseball. I sent an emopo of an eggplant and a tornado, so now he thinks I'm inviting him over for a blowjob".

by PantsofCorn May 19, 2017

Icing the urinal cake

Masturbation at a public urinal.

I ran out of bills at the strip club, so I was down to icing the urinal cake in their bathroom.

by PantsofCorn January 17, 2011