celebate

To not have sex, to be without sexing up. Can be either for relgious reasons, personal, or because no one wants to have sex with you.
Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!
by DiaryofaRedHead July 10, 2005
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celebate

When Fred got a date with Sharon he went home and celebated.
by glaze83 November 08, 2010
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celebate

Using the activity of masturbation to celebrate recent fortunate events. The act of "celebation" must be declared beforehand in order to qualify. Can be applied to, but is not limited to: sexual advances with the opposite sex, triumphant achievements of human ability, and/or fantastically tantilizing foodstuffs.
"What? An 92 on my Gay/Lesbian Studies exam? Time to go celebate!"
by Conslarfadarf October 20, 2009
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celebate

When I came in first in the race, I went home and celebated.
by gee clam May 10, 2009
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celebate

Act of celebrating by masterbating!
I celebated after finals on Wednesday!
by Captain Spence123 January 05, 2008
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Celebation

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.
"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".
by PantsofCorn June 03, 2011
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Celeb

A widely known person.
He was a cricket celeb
by asshu October 24, 2012
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