celebslut 

A shameless female who prefers to stoop to the level of a crack-whore in a desperate attempt to attract any publicity rather than none.

This is often achieved by dressing as a slut when attending movie premieres or acting like a slut to gain attention at celebrity parties or attracting a male audience rather than no audience to an otherwise mind-numbingly boring TV show.

"Paris Hilton upstages host at celebrity party by performing lewd celebslut acts"

"Gwyneth Paltrow sports another disappearing celebslut dress at movie premiere"

"Nigella Lawson licks herself provocatively on screen like a celebslut rather than cook food on a TV cookery show which would otherwise attract a very low audience"

celebslut by funkbadger August 12, 2009

celebutard 

A mash-up of the words "celebrity" and "retarded," the word celebutard refers to any of a crop of famous people (mostly young, mostly filthy rich) who are unable to form complete sentences in a public setting. In fact, they probably couldn't even grasp the concept that "celebutard" is made up of two separate words.

Did you see Paris/Jessica/Britney/Lindsey's interview in OK! Magazine? I was amazed at her erudition. Sike! She was a total celebutard.

celebutard by EmilyHaHa January 3, 2007

clubslut 

A girl who enjoys being a complete tease or acting like a slut but only in a club or party environment. She otherwise conducts herself in a normal manner.

I always thought Charlcy was a good girl, but I saw her out the other night and she was a complete clubslut!

clubslut by driz June 18, 2006

celebutante

A person of high society and wealth whose famous just for the fact of being rich and fabulous. A socialite who is "famous for being famous."

Paris Hilton, Ally Hilfiger, and Fabian Basabe are all noted celebutantes.

celebutante by enamils October 16, 2005

celebrislut 

Any woman (or man) who become famous, or adds to their fame, by doing things that would gain the average person nothing but shame and ridicule.

The father of Anna Nichole Smith's kid could be one of four guys, Paris Hilton has a new porn video on the net, Britney Spears shaved her head on the way to rehab, What Celebrisluts!

celebrislut by Enfomoco February 24, 2007

celebutard 

A famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.

Celebutard Paris Hilton got the name of her own videogame wrong.

celebutard by Surge2010 May 25, 2006

celebstitute 

The term used to describe a marginal "celebrity" whose actions make them a regular tabloid/paparazzi target, thus diverting unwanted attention away from legitimate celebrities and allowing them to lead relatively normal lives.

Celebrities living in hot-spots such as Hollywood must be thrilled by the low-hanging-fruit phenomenon of "celebstitution", which keeps the paparazzi chasing reality "stars" while they run errands and drive their kids to school in peace. (Perhaps they should even start a celebstitute fund to ensure that this seemingly bottomless supply of willing distractions is kept spray-tanned and Ed-Hardied to their hearts' content.)

celebstitute by daisydoesit July 24, 2010