Catana 

A Japanese sword that is commonly mispronounced by ignorant Americans. They put emphasis on the middle 'a' instead of the last 'a'. The mispronunciation itself can piss off actual Japanese speaking people including me.

Ninja in training 1: I just got a new Catana(Cuh-toh-nuh) blade.
Ninja in training 2: Ass. Any actual Japanese speaking person knows that its pronounced Catana(Cuh-tuh-na). You just pissed me off because of your mispronunciation.

Catana by Naramiko Hashimoto November 24, 2011

Toby Cavanaugh

The greatest boyfriend on television, one half of the famous "Spoby" from Pretty Little Liars. Not only does he have the greatest abs Rosewood has ever seen, but he never fails to be protective, romantic and incredibly patient. His love for Spencer outdoes any other couple on the show. Played by Keegan Allen.

So who's your OTP on Pretty Little Liars?
It has to be Spoby, who wouldn't want Toby Cavanaugh?

Toby Cavanaugh by SpobyShipper4Life August 30, 2012

catnarok

The epic battle between longcat and tacgnol. It will happen on caturday, after ceilingcat warns Anonymous that catnarok is near. Because both parties are equally matched, the outcome will be that of epic win. The result will be that of delicious cake and joy.

Prima: Did you hear? Catnarok is nigh!
Segunda: Yes, now the world will be rid of epic fail and crappy, forced memes!

catnarok by LisAnonymous May 29, 2008

Catantrum 

A tantrum thrown during a game of Settlers of Catan.

Remember that time you stole Justin's longest road and he threw a catantrum? I almost lost an eye! That dude is nuts.

Catantrum by Captain Ore September 4, 2009

Tom Cavanagh 

He is an absolute amazing actor and has shown the diversity in what he can do through the character he’s played, especially in the flash. Tom Cavanagh is so multitalented, people are struggling to find something he can’t do. Not to mention he’s the most fucking jaw-dropingly handsome guy on tv. He’s also known for being funnier than any comedian to exist and having a heart bigger then the multiverse

You’re almost as talented as Tom Cavanagh, but no one can top his perfection

Tom Cavanagh by Sisterswag January 30, 2019

catsnatching 

The gleeful, uninhibited and unrepentant sudden grabbing of a woman’s usually clothed private parts.

Catsnatching, the pastime of powerful men all over the world, has been widely popularized by our 45th President.

catsnatching by Dr Bunnygirl April 20, 2018

Michael Catapano

The guy who looks like he's 25 and looks like David Wallace. He teleports through the hallways and never takes his ID off. He also never leaves his bubble bath. Michael Catapano is also intimidating but probably a really fun guy. Ya'll should date Michael Catapano. Emotionless but kind. Very quirky. He's also questionably straight. Everyone loves Michael Catapano. P.s there might be multiple clones of him

Yo here comes Michael Catapano! Put your id on!
Look out D cat, comin through!

Michael Catapano by LycanSpirit August 9, 2019