The guy who looks like he's 25 and looks like David Wallace. He teleports through the hallways and never takes his ID off. He also never leaves his bubble bath. Michael Catapano is also intimidating but probably a really fun guy. Ya'll should date Michael Catapano. Emotionless but kind. Very quirky. He's also questionably straight. Everyone loves Michael Catapano. P.s there might be multiple clones of him
Yo here comes Michael Catapano! Put your id on!
Look out D cat, comin through!
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Miss Brill; A women who has taken a numerous amount of drugs to depict an image of acting. One of the drugs, Crack in which she smoked allowed the reader to know how crazy she is and that she needs to be put in a mental hospital. This drug addiction and text confusion led to many New Yorkers to think they failed the English regents in 2019.
Miss Brill....is a bitch.