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Cartian

A deeply religious democratic, particularly one from the southern states; based on president Jimmy Carter.
Betty's such a Cartian, going to church before her abortion.
by B.H.S November 9, 2019
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Cartinese

Cartinese is a great language Playboi Carti invented.
What do you think of that boy? He thic right?”
Nig u sus s fkc mn. Lke fcus o bs mn

“Fuck you man, you speaking Cartinese again? Fuck that
Nig wtch wht u syin. Crtnse s t ril shi

“I can’t understand a word. Speak english”
Sht fak ap. ei b sptn

“Nigga you’re not carti.”
by Prf a Nig unvsty September 23, 2020
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friend: “Yo you speak cartinese?”
me: “£€¥!!!¥££¥¥£££!!!”
by fuckingrard03 January 9, 2019
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Eric Cartman

Cartman is an elementary school student who lives with his mother in the fictional town of South Park, Colorado, where he routinely has extraordinary experiences atypical of a small town. Cartman has been portrayed as aggressive, prejudiced, arrogant, and narcissistic since his character's inception; Stone and Parker describe the character as "a little Archie Bunker". These traits are significantly augmented in later seasons as his character evolves, and he begins to exhibit extremely psychopathic, sociopathic and manipulative behavior, and also be depicted as highly intelligent, able to execute morally appalling plans and business ideas with success.

Cartman is considered to be the most popular character on South Park.234 Parker and Stone state that he is their favorite character, and the one with whom they most identify. South Park has received both praise and criticism for Cartman's politically incorrect behavior. Prominent publications and television channels have included Cartman on their lists as one of the most iconic television and cartoon characters of all time.
. “I would never let a woman kick my @ss. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your b*tch @ss back in the kitchen and make me some pie!”

2. “Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle’s mom gets a bug up her @ss about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.”

3. “Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job or Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire!”

4. “If some sissy chick tried to kick my @ss I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”

5. “Mom — kitty is being a dildo.” — Eric Cartman

“I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” — Cartman’s mom replies

6. “Kenny’s family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”

7. “Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.”

8. “Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.”

9. “It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” — Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan.

10. “Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!” — Wendy

“Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.” — Cartman
by LilManJD May 12, 2016
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cartinese

The language of musical and lyrical god Playboi Carti. Only the most advanced individuals can speak and understand this language.
Friend: Yo bro, wya?
Me: *speaking cartinese* !omw/* ok ! / * slaTT
by theretardthatyoulove January 16, 2019
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Cartinese

Evidence of this language was first documented in Tyler the Creators single, “EARFQUAKE” from IGOR 2019.
What the fuck is Carti saying.
~Cartinese transcript~

“lyngabaderoi

longifuhbounoi

neetnatfuhmylauh
imitefuhmylau
yotegosehtmeup!
bitgonsetmeup!
imwityleyuh!
heridlikedacash
andshewicked
likewoahvicky
ohmygod!
diminatimini

slimeyup”
by soggycrackers June 14, 2019
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cartman

The whole reason to watch south park. He is the fattest kid and the funniest. Watches Terrence and Philip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, chocalate chicken pot pies, and powerdered donut pancake suprise. Has a slutty mom who spoils him. Always coming up with some stupid idea to get rich or get revenge.
Bob: Lets watch south park, its the one where cartman builds a hippie drill!
by bigshow8891 October 10, 2005
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