A concatenated, exaggerated form of the phrase 'Oh My God'.
Used in scenarios where already-existing extreme, emotion-describing words can't begin to accurately describe one's emotions.
pronounced : Ohmmgod (With extra emphasis on where the 'y' has been dropped, and an 'm' added)
Person 1: " You'vejustwon the national lottery! How do you feel ? "
Person 2: " Ohmmgod! "
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.