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Sham IQ for naive High School students.
Floridian High School student:"I got my transcript back and I have a 4.56 GPA! I'm brilliant."
transcript by kingofdorms March 8, 2015
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transcript whore

v., to copy-paste a substantial portion of an instant message chat with one person and send it to another person, and especially to do this frequently or excessively.

n., someone who makes a habit of doing the above
antonym: transcript prude
I'm going to transcript whore that shit.
Stop transcript whoring at me, I don't have time to read it all!
I'm being such a transcript whore, but I just can't resist pasting you the rest of this chat.
transcript whore by conteuse July 30, 2011

Transcript Slave 

Someone that cucks themself so that they can get into their desired college. Usually involves playing sports, taking difficult classes, and doing community service that they have no natural interest in doing.
John: Hey, are you taking AP English next year? You should, it will look good on your college resume.

Sam: No, I have no interest in that class. I'm not a transcript slave.

Transcript, transUcript, transcripT 

Transcript, transUcript, transcripT
Transcript, transUcript, transcripT

slimy transcript fabricators 

Another term for those lawless and immoral Democrats who are part of that corrupt commie Representative Adam Schiff’s cult.
We need to take those slimy transcript fabricators out and shoot them!

Transcribe

A description that is simplyfing or translating a foreign text
Jimmy transcribed his old latin homework into the more recent greek language.
Transcribe by Doctor Frank-n-Furter February 16, 2012

transcriptrix 

a kinky sounding name for a some one writing the meeting minutes
The association was getting a little stodgy, so this year instead of electing a secretary, we changed the name to transcriptrix
transcriptrix by mandingoe June 8, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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