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cartmanlanding 

the act of refusing to give access to something that is considered interesting to people (this is based of a gag from South Park where Cartman had announced he made a theme park and says "And the best thing is, you can’t come!" and claims only he can access it)
Why is he cartmanlanding the recipe?
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Cartmanlanding

A type of gatekeeping that involves the reveal of a personal project, information discovery, or lost media find, with the explicit caveat that such will not be released to the general public.
Intentional or not, this action usually results in backlash due to the perceived futility of sharing information about a thing people want but cannot interact with. These reactions may appear similar to community entitlement, but come from the breaking of the internet norm of people freely sharing things for others to have.
This gatekeeping can result from the poster's need for validation and recognition, clashing with the copyrighted or legally gray nature of the media/project/info, insisting on not releasing it instead of doing an anonymous upload, or under another pseudonym, or making an original project they could just release without those other issues instead.

The name comes from South Park Season 6, Episode 5, meant to compare the poster to Eric Cartman (a massive piece of shit) creating an amusement park only he could use, called Cartmanland, and the subsequent ad made to mock people for not being able to use it.
The episode also mirrors what happens to people that engage in this practice, as the second someone else shows up and shares the gatekept information/media or something similar (like Cartman losing his park), they will become a mere hated footnote doomed to irrelevance and scorn from the community they deprived.
Poster; I've made a Demake of this Mickey Mouse game for the Game Gear! Took me 5 years. Also found a lost episode of The Simpsons. Aren't I awesome? Of course I'm not gonna release it.

Replies; Check it out, YOU CAN'T PLAY IT! Stop Cartmanlanding shit, hope someone else makes and finds this and shares.
Cartmanlanding by 404_11 April 16, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026