Cartmanland

A large, public, often overcrowded place of amusement that is (temporarily or permanently) closed off to all of the general public except you and your party to enjoy alone and without lines.

That time Google bought out Disneyland to turn it into a Cartmanland for its employees.

by coolhandlucky June 7, 2014

Cartmanland

A thing/place usually gatekeeped by one person with the intention of letting nobody else experience it.

Did you hear that N64 beta was found? The guy that found it is pulling a Cartmanland.

by rouge-q February 9, 2024

Cartmanland

The act of flaunting or showing something incredibly valued or sought-after (often video game prototypes) but not releasing them to the public. The name is in reference to the South Park episode "Cartmanland" where Eric Cartman has his own fantastic amusement park in South Park, but nobody can come except him.

"Look, everyone! I own the 1997 Spaceworld Prototype of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time! How cool is that?"
"Wow! That's incredible! This is quite the video game holy grail! I can't wait to play that after it's been dumped!"
"Oh no, I can't do that. It'd ruin the value of it! Gotta keep it one-of-a-kind, you know?"
"Dude, what? Don't be a Cartmanland! If you don't preserve it, the cartridge will rot and then nobody will have it!"

by The Greenknight9000 February 10, 2024

Cartmanian

Relating to the character Cartman from South Park, specifically similar to his views and opinion.

"My views on hippies are Cartmanian: I think they should be exterminated like common household pests."

by Wooginator January 3, 2009

Cartmanlanding

Term used for when someone gatekeeps their own creation, and refuses to release to the public, only showing footage and not the actual creation itself.

Person 1: C'mon man, why don't you wanna release the map? It looks cool!
Person 2: Nahh, i don't really feel like it.
Person 1: I swear to god, stop cartmanlanding!

by suey_suez June 1, 2025

cartmanlanding

the act of refusing to give access to something that is considered interesting to people (this is based of a gag from South Park where Cartman had announced he made a theme park and says "And the best thing is, you can’t come!" and claims only he can access it)

Why is he cartmanlanding the recipe?

by DoodlingFreak June 2, 2025

Cartoonland

A noun and adjective used by artists that describes the synthetic, artificial, and empty vibe that art such as music, movies, and paintings can give off. This phrase originally started after Kendrick Lamar stated in an interview that fake music is nonsense like cartoons. Music or art that feel like they were made in a lab is cartoonland music. Cartoonland is quite common in art and when studied and explored will usually leave the listener or viewer feeling empty and what they are witnessing is quite soulless.

noun.
Bob: Do you like Kendrick or Drake?
John: Kendrick, because Drake makes cartoonland.

adj.
Bob: Sicko Mode is my favorite song of all time!
John: No way man, that's cartoonland as hell..

by Extra Ordynary March 29, 2025