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Cartmanland 

A large, public, often overcrowded place of amusement that is (temporarily or permanently) closed off to all of the general public except you and your party to enjoy alone and without lines.
That time Google bought out Disneyland to turn it into a Cartmanland for its employees.
Cartmanland by coolhandlucky June 7, 2014
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Cartmanland 

A thing/place usually gatekeeped by one person with the intention of letting nobody else experience it.
Did you hear that N64 beta was found? The guy that found it is pulling a Cartmanland.
Cartmanland by rouge-q February 9, 2024
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Cartmanland 

The act of flaunting or showing something incredibly valued or sought-after (often video game prototypes) but not releasing them to the public. The name is in reference to the South Park episode "Cartmanland" where Eric Cartman has his own fantastic amusement park in South Park, but nobody can come except him.
"Look, everyone! I own the 1997 Spaceworld Prototype of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time! How cool is that?"
"Wow! That's incredible! This is quite the video game holy grail! I can't wait to play that after it's been dumped!"
"Oh no, I can't do that. It'd ruin the value of it! Gotta keep it one-of-a-kind, you know?"
"Dude, what? Don't be a Cartmanland! If you don't preserve it, the cartridge will rot and then nobody will have it!"
Cartmanland by The Greenknight9000 February 10, 2024

Cartmanian 

Relating to the character Cartman from South Park, specifically similar to his views and opinion.
"My views on hippies are Cartmanian: I think they should be exterminated like common household pests."
Cartmanian by Wooginator January 3, 2009

Cartmanlanding 

Term used for when someone gatekeeps their own creation, and refuses to release to the public, only showing footage and not the actual creation itself.
Person 1: C'mon man, why don't you wanna release the map? It looks cool!
Person 2: Nahh, i don't really feel like it.
Person 1: I swear to god, stop cartmanlanding!
Cartmanlanding by suey_suez June 1, 2025

cartmanlanding 

the act of refusing to give access to something that is considered interesting to people (this is based of a gag from South Park where Cartman had announced he made a theme park and says "And the best thing is, you can’t come!" and claims only he can access it)
Why is he cartmanlanding the recipe?

Cartmanlanding

A type of gatekeeping that involves the reveal of a personal project, information discovery, or lost media find, with the explicit caveat that such will not be released to the general public.
Intentional or not, this action usually results in backlash due to the perceived futility of sharing information about a thing people want but cannot interact with. These reactions may appear similar to community entitlement, but come from the breaking of the internet norm of people freely sharing things for others to have.
This gatekeeping can result from the poster's need for validation and recognition, clashing with the copyrighted or legally gray nature of the media/project/info, insisting on not releasing it instead of doing an anonymous upload, or under another pseudonym, or making an original project they could just release without those other issues instead.

The name comes from South Park Season 6, Episode 5, meant to compare the poster to Eric Cartman (a massive piece of shit) creating an amusement park only he could use, called Cartmanland, and the subsequent ad made to mock people for not being able to use it.
The episode also mirrors what happens to people that engage in this practice, as the second someone else shows up and shares the gatekept information/media or something similar (like Cartman losing his park), they will become a mere hated footnote doomed to irrelevance and scorn from the community they deprived.
Poster; I've made a Demake of this Mickey Mouse game for the Game Gear! Took me 5 years. Also found a lost episode of The Simpsons. Aren't I awesome? Of course I'm not gonna release it.

Replies; Check it out, YOU CAN'T PLAY IT! Stop Cartmanlanding shit, hope someone else makes and finds this and shares.
Cartmanlanding by 404_11 April 16, 2026
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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