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Carping Out

Mental retardation so severe, one could be compared to have the mental aptitude of Magikarp, thereby drooling and/or flailing about.
Kyle broke the microwave trying to open it, because he was carping out.
Carping Out by Relleron October 2, 2014
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Carping out

The act of a gay man performing fellatio on another gay man while shoving gold fish into this rectum.
After the club, the men were carping out in the alley.
Carping out by Imma_Decoy January 15, 2011

camping out 

The act of performing oral sex on women for the necessary amount of time. Every good lover should be prepared to pitch the tent, unroll the sleeping bag and bring the pillow in order to satisfy the recipient. In other words...Put in the time and have a comfortable slumber when you’re going down under.
After the third date, he proved his loyalty by camping out until I was finshed...twice.
camping out by M. Jissen March 11, 2008
Word of the Day on April 27, 2023

Camping Out 

Sitting by a computer to order a ticket for a movie online that will quickly sell out.
I am camping out with Lauren for the 3:55pm showing of Harry Potter.
Camping Out by livecomputers July 11, 2011

Capping Out 

The act of freaking out in a chat room (i.e. screaming). Often identifed by the keyboard use of ALL CAPS and multiple exclamation points.
I don't know who this Joey269 dude is, but he started capping out on me when I said something about his mother.
Capping Out by RV2PHX April 23, 2009

outlet camping

When your phones gonna die so you camp out by the charger outlet all night.
My phone was at 10% and I was in an insta fight with some chic so I grabbed a blanked and went outlet camping
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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