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Carping or to carp; is when a fellow employee down talks you straight to your immediate boss to make him or herself look better.
Jimmy carped Brent by loudly making it known that Brent was ten minutes late for work, as a result of the carping Jimmy got the promotion not Brent.
Carping by Mr. Sek C. January 15, 2012
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Carping, or to Carp, is to continuously express your love of the magicarp and collect all kind of merchandise and make a ton of fan art and basically fangirl over Magicarp every chance you get.
"Oh my gosh you'll never see her not carping, it's like magicarp is all she puts her life into".
Carping by FooTheOdd January 23, 2018
Going mute and silent when either things aren't going your way or you need to escape the current reality to be one with yourself.
I was raging pretty hard in my Valorant game, so I started carping to try and win some rounds.
Carping by robcooke April 14, 2025

Carping Out

Mental retardation so severe, one could be compared to have the mental aptitude of Magikarp, thereby drooling and/or flailing about.
Kyle broke the microwave trying to open it, because he was carping out.
Carping Out by Relleron October 2, 2014

Carping out

The act of a gay man performing fellatio on another gay man while shoving gold fish into this rectum.
After the club, the men were carping out in the alley.
Carping out by Imma_Decoy January 15, 2011

Carped/carping 

Meeting some one via a dating app to find out they are better looking in person then on line.
I met a girl via a dating app and was to find out she is better looking in person. I had been carped/carping.
I was carping women on dating apps.
Carped/carping by SteveVan October 29, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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