14 definitions by RV2PHX

blame irlweg

Randomly placing blame on a third party for something that someone else has done. Made popular by the song "United Hates Guitars." The song inadvertently places blame on Ms. Irlweg who works at the airline. Irlweg has become the scapegoat of the broken guitar incident.

In the company lunchroom: Who left the soda in the freezer? It exploded and the entire freezer is covered in frozen cola. (Silence - no one speaks up).

"Blame Irlweg."

Everyone laughs and accepts the conclusion.

"Alright people, get back to work."

by RV2PHX November 24, 2009

butt rocket

A homo who likes jamming his dick into another homo's asshole.

Lance from N'Sync wants to give Richard Simmons a Butt rocket.

by RV2PHX July 22, 2008

wall-e

One who is overweight and out of shape from spending too much time playing video games, watching tv, sitting in front of a computer and/or basically rotting away on a couch. One who gets up just long enough to grab a bite to eat.

Inspired by the lazy, fat technogeek humans in the Pixar animation Wall-E.

Look at that Wall-E over there at the snack bar. I'm surprised she even had the energy to get her fat ass off the living room couch.

by RV2PHX July 11, 2008

Penis Tuck

The act of tucking ones penis and balls between the legs so as to look like a woman.

I hear that cross-dressing queer Sal changed his name to Sally. I saw a picture of him dressed in women's lingerie and doing a penis tuck to hide his manhood.

by RV2PHX June 16, 2008

leaker

The first person to leave his group of friends and go home during a fun late night out. This person will often try and slip out (i.e. leak out) unnoticed to avoid the embarrassment and shame of being the first to leave his buddies.

Man, it's only 10 o'clock and there goes Lamont. He is such a leaker.

by RV2PHX August 3, 2007

Sperlunking

It's called spelunking you dip shit.

When you add words to urban dictionary like sperlunking, you should make sure you got it spelled correctly moron.

by RV2PHX July 11, 2008

arm rape

The act of touching another person's arm without their permission.

Mr Irvin is in deep trouble after video came out showing that he touched the arm of a hotel worker without asking for her permission. That gold digger is suing a rich and famous man for arm rape. What did he do to her, someone asked? He touched her arm. Shame!

by RV2PHX March 21, 2023