Carping

Derived from dogging and also piking a carper is someone that speaks to someone on a mobile phone who is in the act of piking.

piking dogging ducking

Carrie innocently phoned Chris on his mobile, only to discover from his panting tones he was engaged in piking.

From that moment on, she knew she was a carper.

by Razzle August 21, 2004

Carping

Carping or to carp; is when a fellow employee down talks you straight to your immediate boss to make him or herself look better.

Jimmy carped Brent by loudly making it known that Brent was ten minutes late for work, as a result of the carping Jimmy got the promotion not Brent.

by Mr. Sek C. January 15, 2012

Carping

Carping, or to Carp, is to continuously express your love of the magicarp and collect all kind of merchandise and make a ton of fan art and basically fangirl over Magicarp every chance you get.

"Oh my gosh you'll never see her not carping, it's like magicarp is all she puts her life into".

by FooTheOdd January 23, 2018

Carping

Going mute and silent when either things aren't going your way or you need to escape the current reality to be one with yourself.

I was raging pretty hard in my Valorant game, so I started carping to try and win some rounds.

by robcooke April 14, 2025

Carping Out

Mental retardation so severe, one could be compared to have the mental aptitude of Magikarp, thereby drooling and/or flailing about.

Kyle broke the microwave trying to open it, because he was carping out.

by Relleron October 2, 2014

Carping out

The act of a gay man performing fellatio on another gay man while shoving gold fish into this rectum.

After the club, the men were carping out in the alley.

by Imma_Decoy January 15, 2011

Carped/carping

Meeting some one via a dating app to find out they are better looking in person then on line.

I met a girl via a dating app and was to find out she is better looking in person. I had been carped/carping.
I was carping women on dating apps.

by SteveVan October 29, 2020