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Carltonian 

(Race) A subspecies of humans that came to earth 400,000 years ago in search of Colby Jack Cheese.

*Background*
In year -7012 Earth was just beginning. While the events of the bible had long passed there was a rift in time between BC and AD. Thus the negative years. In this time humanity excelled in everything imaginable because of one particular event. In the year -7012 a craft landed outside of jurgenflöurgen, modern day Sweden, was reported. The ancient texts are written in crayon, and scientists are still trying to uncover the whole story. They spoke of sentient beings from the planet Carl, and they were dubbed the "Carltonians". They came in search of Colby Jack Cheese, which was given to them. As we had established better communication with the Carltonians, trade was performed. With their help humanity thrived until the floods from the bible killed everyone (the carltonians did not know how to swim), thus forcing their people on Earth to leave/ die. Now in modern day 2020 we can still see some of their great inventions. The Swiss Army Knife, Potato Chips, and spoons.
Pertucia- "Well Mike, what'd you learn about in school today?"
Mike - " I learned about these really cool people from another planet called Carltonians."
Pertucia - "I remember learning about them in school too honey!"
Carltonian by Imakewordsnthings March 10, 2020
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Capetonian

Welcome home, Capetonians!
Capetonian by George McBob August 24, 2009

Carltoning 

Carltoning. (verb) Where you run up to someone during a tom jones song and dance in front of them, typically like Carlton from Fresh Prince. adverb: Carltonable
"Chad and I are gonna go out Carltoning people at the bar tonight"
Carltoning by Jay-TDE July 30, 2009

calzonian 

To be wrapped up nicely, like a calzone. Could be used to mean nice, good, or comfortable.
"Dude, the ending of that movie was so calzonian."
calzonian by 65389R45V January 30, 2016

Carsonian Humor 

Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying

"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.
"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"

"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"
Carsonian Humor by IWannaTakeANap October 4, 2019

Cheltonian 

Joe: I'm a Cheltonian
Amy: Who gives a fuck?
Cheltonian by JoeyJoeJoington February 26, 2011

coltonian 

AMAZING fucking personality, good looking, big hands, big feet. You know what that means. Has trust issues, but once you show he can trust you, he will forever trust you unless you break that trust.
Coltonian is a AMAZING guy.
coltonian by aleksaian May 19, 2018
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