pavement special

Mongrel.

A dog with no discernible breed characteristics. Pavement specials make much better pets that pussy-ass pedigree dogs.

Steve: What breed is Bowser?
Dave: Pavement special.

by George McBob April 29, 2009

jatwash

Just Another Third World African Shit Hole.

Here's to Mozambique, our favourite jatwash!

by George McBob May 04, 2009

FAIL

opposite of WIN.

stevie123> OK, I pressed alt f4 like you said, but my internet crashed
pwnX0r666> lol n00b pwn3d. u FAIL !!!

by George McBob September 08, 2009

John Connor syndrome

That feeling you get that your life is pointless and unfulfilled, and that you'd only find your true place in the world when the apocalypse comes (Then you'd be a legend!)

Typical John Connor syndrome sufferer:
My job sucks, my family hates me. But I still feel like I ought to be a somebody. If only something really, really bad would happen, like the zombie apocalypse or something, so I could be a hero...

by George McBob September 14, 2009

bush cat

Namibian slang for nigger.

It comes from the phrase "you can take the kaffir out of the bush, but you can't take the bush out of the kaffir"

Don't go down that street. There's a whole lot of bush cats down there.

by George McBob May 11, 2009

goef

v. to smoke weed.

S. Afr. slang, pronounced "goof"


To be goefed is to be stoned out of your bracket.

Mike went outside to have a goef.

I'm going get lekker goefed tonignt, bru.

by George McBob April 24, 2009

double cheese bagel

A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.

DOUble CHEese BAGel

Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.

by George McBob May 05, 2009