carltonate

to capitulate and lose a match or contest, despite an early and seemingly unassailable lead. Often demonstrated by the Carlton Football Club in the Australian Football League (AFL)

You've got this in the bag, unless you carltonate!

carltonate by Sij101 March 30, 2026

carbonated poop water 

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

carbonated poop water by viitxrr May 29, 2020

Carbonated Urine 

Budweiser

"I'll have some bubbly piss, or a Budweiser. Yeah, carbonated urine."

Carbonated Urine by anotherdumbmonkey August 18, 2011

Carbonated noodles 

Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.

"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."

Carbonated noodles by Octember13 October 11, 2009

Carbonated farts

Farts that you can’t hold in

Damn I got some carbonated farts

Carbonated farts by Brocum June 1, 2018

carbonated crazy 

The feeling of something getting on your last nerve, of feeling like you can't take it anymore, of being anxious or fed up to the point where you feel like a soda can shaken up and then not released.

Bertha: "Hey, Hortense, you seem a little tense."

Hortense: "It's that damn break-room door. I've been hearing it all day. 'Squeak, fweee! Squeak, FWEEET! Fwee!'"

Bertha: "You getting enough B-12? Cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!"

carbonated crazy by AmyBeans September 15, 2010

calgonate

The overwhelming relaxing sensation one gets when one is completely content with their surroundings. The word derives from Calgon bubbles, as in "Calgon, take me away!" This is the feeling a person gets when they have finally been taken away and they forget their present troubles and burdens. They are "Calgonating."

"Look at him! He's so in love, he's walking on air! It looks like he could calgonate like that all day."

calgonate by SamuraiPanda201 April 7, 2009