Carltoning
Carltoning. (verb) Where you run up to someone during a tom jones song and dance in front of them, typically like Carlton from Fresh Prince. adverb: Carltonable
Carltoning by Jay-TDE July 30, 2009
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Carvooning
John Marshall is the founder of carvooning. He has a great talent and passion for taking cartoon caricatures and carving them into wood.
Carvooning by Marshall, J. March 25, 2019
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Carltoning • Carlton in Lindrick • Cartooning • Carlosing • Calzoning • Cantoning • Carboning • carconingen • carlongings • carlonine
Castoning
When you say someone is castoning, that person goes through 20 different names before remembering the other person's actual name. Also right before they get it right they grunt loudly
guerrilla cartooning
The act of drawing, writing, and completion a cartoon or comic strip at the work place. All in the danger of a write up or loss of a job. Comics are usually finished on the spot, and on found on company materials such as sticky-notes, memorandums, and the backs of reports.
guerrilla cartooning by the toonist June 15, 2009
Carlosing
To Carlos/Carlosing can mean one of two things.
A) To take a carefully selected portion of a funny or otherwise inappropriate conversation and post it in Carlos' thread (Talk 2 Carlos 2.0).
OR
B) To partake in any activity while mimicking the greatness of the Carlos.
A) To take a carefully selected portion of a funny or otherwise inappropriate conversation and post it in Carlos' thread (Talk 2 Carlos 2.0).
OR
B) To partake in any activity while mimicking the greatness of the Carlos.
"Her: LOLOL OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
Him: I know right? THAT SHIT IS WORTH CARLOSING! RIGHT NOW!"
"Him: I Carlosed the lawn yesterday.
Her: You mean you mowed the lawn?
Him: Yeah, but in the way of Carlos."
Him: I know right? THAT SHIT IS WORTH CARLOSING! RIGHT NOW!"
"Him: I Carlosed the lawn yesterday.
Her: You mean you mowed the lawn?
Him: Yeah, but in the way of Carlos."
Carlosing by Mme. Guillotine November 2, 2011
Cantoning
To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.
This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.
This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.
"He totally Cantoned that joke."
Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"
Example 2:
Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."
Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"
Example 2:
Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."
Cantoning by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004
Cartooning
When one is so high, drunk, or simply exhausted that they feel as though they are living in a cartoon.
Cartooning by Lowbar April 29, 2013
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