Capetonian

Someone from Cape Town.

Welcome home, Capetonians!

Capetonian by George McBob August 24, 2009

cameronian 

Cameronian is a homosexual who wears elf shoes. He lives an extravagant lifestyle eating at country clubs, driving sports cars, and living in mansions on the beach. Mooches and steals all his money from other rich people, and claims he earned all the money himself. Also, he lives the gay lifestyle having orgies with homosexuals at cheap motels.

Look at that cameronian, he is queering all over the dance floor.

cameronian by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

Caledonian Sleeper

At a Scottish wedding when a drunk Groomsman targets a passed out/sleeping guest at the reception (after party). The aforementioned lifts his kilt and proceeds to put his flacid penis in the unsuspecting sleeping victims mouth. Once fully inserted the Groomsman then motions as though he is activating the pullchord of a locomotive and yells "Choo Choo. All aboard!"

Cameron was looking forward to Donald and Morag's wedding. However he would not be drinking incase Hamish inflicted a Caledonain Sleeper on him if he passed out. Hamish was famous for his Caledonian Sleepers at weddings.

Caledonian Sleeper by CopeDawg February 17, 2018

Cameronianism 

The belief that Cameron is freaking awesome; the belief that Cameron is as awesome as a freaking pimp.

Hey dude! Did you hear about Cameronianism? You should totally be a Cameronianist, since Cameron is just so freaking awesome!

Cameronianism by Jack Smithington the third October 7, 2011

Carltonian 

(Race) A subspecies of humans that came to earth 400,000 years ago in search of Colby Jack Cheese.

*Background*
In year -7012 Earth was just beginning. While the events of the bible had long passed there was a rift in time between BC and AD. Thus the negative years. In this time humanity excelled in everything imaginable because of one particular event. In the year -7012 a craft landed outside of jurgenflöurgen, modern day Sweden, was reported. The ancient texts are written in crayon, and scientists are still trying to uncover the whole story. They spoke of sentient beings from the planet Carl, and they were dubbed the "Carltonians". They came in search of Colby Jack Cheese, which was given to them. As we had established better communication with the Carltonians, trade was performed. With their help humanity thrived until the floods from the bible killed everyone (the carltonians did not know how to swim), thus forcing their people on Earth to leave/ die. Now in modern day 2020 we can still see some of their great inventions. The Swiss Army Knife, Potato Chips, and spoons.

Pertucia- "Well Mike, what'd you learn about in school today?"
Mike - " I learned about these really cool people from another planet called Carltonians."
Pertucia - "I remember learning about them in school too honey!"

Carltonian by Imakewordsnthings March 10, 2020

Cameronian 

A white British entitled person who seeks and attains a position of significant responsibility far above their decision-making ability, then makes a succession of awful decisions before going into hiding.

David set a high bar for any aspiring Cameronian by setting public services on course for utter collapse through austerity, then instigating Brexit to undermine the wider economy before hiding out in the other place for a number of years.

Cameronian by gav-wan July 8, 2024

Caledonian horse pickle 

A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.

Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.

Caledonian horse pickle by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024