coltonian 

AMAZING fucking personality, good looking, big hands, big feet. You know what that means. Has trust issues, but once you show he can trust you, he will forever trust you unless you break that trust.

Coltonian is a AMAZING guy.

coltonian by aleksaian May 19, 2018

Colonia Middle School 

This school is filled with annoying ass kids who don’t know how to act. There are mad white kids that be saying “nigga” and don’t know how to act. Majority of its people are white and Indian. Oh, and it’s filled with VSCO bitches 🤮!

“I hate going to school.”
“What school do you even go to?”
“Colonia Middle School 🤢!!”

Colonia Middle School by yunglilniggaa October 24, 2019

Ass Colonialism 

When your fucking your girl in the ass exclusively and you decide that it might be a good place to live, so move in for a long period of time.

At which hour thy fucking thy wench in the rampallian exclusively and thee decideth yond t might beest a valorous lodging to liveth, so moveth in f'r a longeth p'riod of timeth.

Colin: Did you hear about shahyar and fatima?
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He parked his boat in her ass! ;)
Me: Oh Ass Colonialism?
Colin: Yes exactly.

Ass Colonialism by Caleb_DeBrusk September 9, 2020

Colonial water pump 

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face

Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome

Colonial water pump by Henny2002 October 13, 2015

Colonial Style 

When you have sex as they would have in the colonial days.

Seamus: We were having sex colonial style, churning that butter!

Colonial Style by Teh Creature Talk September 8, 2011

colonial forge high school 

The school that is known for drugs, unloyal girls, gun violence, where the student fucked the teacher, and white boys that wear pastel colored shirts.

Yo, Colonial Forge High School is the worst high school in Stafford County!

colonial forge high school by stressedouthsstudent May 21, 2017

Colonial Decision 

Anything that one does to veer away from something normal. It applies to sibling rivalry or going against peer pressure. It also can mean something that you do that is boldly different.

Cole Sprouse made the colonial decision when he decided to dress like a pilgrim while his bro Dylan kept on the normal teenager path.

Colonial Decision by EileenJo January 28, 2013