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The grey's anatomy poster lesbian couple of Callie Torres and Arizona Robbins.
CALZONA QUOTES:

"YOU'RE HOT." ARIZONA
"YOU'RE HOT TOO." CALLIE
"NO... YOU'RE HOT HOT." ARIZONA
"OHH OKAY THANKS." CALLIE
"NO... YOU HAVE A FEVER!" ARIZONA
Calzona by imoanemily May 5, 2010
The couple Callie/Arizona from the fictional hit drama, Grey's Anatomy. The couple is currently the only lesbian couple on primetime television. The characters are portrayed as Sara Ramirez (Callie) and Jessica Capshaw (Arizona).
"Did you watch Grey's last night?"
"YES! Calzona broke up."
"It's okay though, they're MFEO.
Calzona by Jasmine9 November 28, 2010
Callie & Arizona of Grey's Anatomy. They are currently the only fictional lesbian relationship on network TV. (Feb. 2010)
Natasha only watches Grey's for the CalZona scenes.

Sami Riot doesn't care for CalZona, but Natasha loves her anyway<3
CalZona by Nati J February 5, 2010

Caledonian Sleeper

At a Scottish wedding when a drunk Groomsman targets a passed out/sleeping guest at the reception (after party). The aforementioned lifts his kilt and proceeds to put his flacid penis in the unsuspecting sleeping victims mouth. Once fully inserted the Groomsman then motions as though he is activating the pullchord of a locomotive and yells "Choo Choo. All aboard!"
Cameron was looking forward to Donald and Morag's wedding. However he would not be drinking incase Hamish inflicted a Caledonain Sleeper on him if he passed out. Hamish was famous for his Caledonian Sleepers at weddings.
Caledonian Sleeper by CopeDawg February 17, 2018

Carsonian Humor 

Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying

"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.
"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"

"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"
Carsonian Humor by IWannaTakeANap October 4, 2019

Calzonazos 

Spanish slang for -- completely and totally whipped by your girlfriend. Most frequently occurs when an spanish guy is in love with a spanish girl but they are far apart (e.g. he is in NY and she is in barcelona). She wears the pants in the situation and basically he's just along for the ride.
Mira ese tio es la definicion de calzonazos....o mejor dicho WONDERWOMAN.....
Calzonazos by luners February 8, 2010