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Cheltenham 

An annoyingly posh area of the south west.
Cheltenham Type: Pip pip olde chap.
Cheltenham by NotHannah August 6, 2008

Cheltenham 

Some shitty town or city in Gloucestershire full of absolute fucking braindead inbred incels

Not sure if it's a town or city. Too irrelevant for me to give a shit
Cheltenham youts wants to be on shit but they aren't. The only thing they're on is secretly recording their mums in the shower

Cheltenham is full of cretins

I hate people in Cheltenham

Cheltenham U-Bend 

Arranging oneself in such a position that when one sticks one's nose up the arse of a partner, and the partner farts powerfully, the gas enters the nose of the first party and leaves the mouth - thus tickling the balls of the farter.
Hmm that were a reet powerful Cheltenham U-Bend there our Kes.

Cheltenham Rules

The keeping of all secrets within a particular event, meeting or gathering that defines:
1) all substance, discussion and efforts in such meeting, stays within the walls of the meeting "i.e" (what happens at band camp, stays at band camp.)
2) everything in this meeting, as cheltenham rules, cannot be discussed outside this meeting, lest it be a future gatherin of the same attendies.
i.e - The Freemason's conduct all of their meeting as of Cheltenham Rules. No Doubt, Dont Try, Keep Your Mouth Shut!

Cheltenham girls high school 

A non selective school located in Cheltenham, NSW. Once an okay school but respects for the principal plummeted down one day. An event spreading all over social media and the news but with only one part of the issue.
some students at Cheltenham girls high school were traumatised into what they heard from their own principal.

Hey, which teacher was I to give something to? - - - No I cannot go. I can't bare thinking about pedo teachers.

Cheltenham Munter

When a girl’s teeth are so large, it makes her look like a horse. This can be referred to as a “Cheltenham Munter”
Will: “Look at that girl”
Bob: “The size of those teeth though!”
Will: “Fucking hell boy, she’s a proper Cheltenham Munter”
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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