Carlosbad 

The barrio of Carlsbad, CA. Consists of many poor people and mexicans. South of Carlsbad Village Drive, north of Tamarack, west of the 5, and east of the train tracks.

I live in Carlosbad where my shit gets jacked daily.

Carlosbad by A whales vaginer February 20, 2008

Carload of Farts 

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.

Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve

Carload of Farts by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009

Carlsbad High School

A public high school in Carlsbad, CA built during the 1950's.

It's student population consists of various cliqués:

-The cool girls-
The group of slutty white girls who live in the Aviara part of carlsbad. They spend their weekends cruising in their birthday present from daddy, a BMW, smoking low quality marijuana, drinking mickeys, smirnoff, and fucking the cool guys...

-The cool guys-
These kids usually are hanging with their female counterpart, the cool girls. They probably drive an F150 or SUV, dress in skater-esque clothes, drink large amounts of alcohol and smoke alot of weed. Also, they are avid fans of such music as: Lil Wayne (whom they all call Weezy), lil john, sublime, bob marley, TI, snoop dogg, and other music that seems to match their marijuana use AND/OR awe of the "thug" "ghetto" life that they definately live in daddys 6 bedroom beachside gated community house.

-The school kids-
These are the kids that take all AP classes, and loveeeee doing homework. They are most likely on the speech and debate team. Girls dress in very conservative clothes, while the guys still dress like theyre in 6th grade. The group is about half white, half asian. Their idea of "parties" are AP US history study sessions at {insert name here}'s house, with the occasional kool-aid and volleyball ridden beach bonfires that get mass promotion through facebook. These kids prefer facebook over as mom would say, the "not-so-safe-myspace". Their musical taste is a combination of Coldplay, Radiohead, various european electronic artists, piano-rock, and the "clean" version of T.I's new album that was safely downloaded from iTunes for $9.99.

-Jocks-
These are your typical meat-head jocks. They are virtually similar to the "cool kids" group, except that they play sports. They are ecenomically well off, and spend their money on nice clothes. They are the cockiest people you will ever meet.Also they HATE skater kids, also known as rats. Their weekends consist of driving around, partying, and getting laid.

-Rats (skater kids)- these kids are the lowest of the low. They spend their days ditching school to smoke week, drink 40's of OE, and of course skate. Its advised that one keep a distance from these kids, who never seem to shower...hence the name, rat...They dress in unwashed clothes, and try to come off as poor...what you dont know, is that they live in their Bressi Ranch 4 bedroom home with mom, dad, their little brother, and Oscar, their golden retriever. They hate jocks, and get into occasional fights with them, that usually consist of shoves and a few punches to the arms. Somehow, rats are able to get with decent looking girls.


-The Mexican Kids- These kids make up a large part of Carlsbad High Schools population. There are various subgroups that branch off from this large "clique", if you want to call it that. Apart from the regular mexican kids, that make up most of the mexican population, and do well in school, theres 2 groups that seem to stand out.....

Swaggers: Mexicans who dress in flashy colors, wear skinny jeans, match everything, vans are a must, have wild spikey hair, wear large faux-diamond earings (that are secretly clip ons due to the fact that mom wont let her baby boy ruin his ears at "Claire's"), and can be seen with large sunglasses. They listen to all the hot mainstream rap/hip-hop.

Cholos: these "wannabes" really live it tough in the streets of the ghetto.....or at least they want to come off like that. Most of them come from middle income families, but they prefer to live their life "on the edge". Fake accents are a must, and dressing in their favorite XXL t-shirts, high socks, sweat-shorts, and adidas is advised. Shaved heads are common. They claim "Varrio Carlsbad "vCMLs X3", but when you diss them, they dont back up their "hood". You can spot them near the spanish building at lunch.



-The Band Kids-
These kids are a small group of students who stick together, as bandmates. They are mostly white. They enjoy playing the clarinet, listening to music, and busting quickies in the 3000's building bathroom during 3rd period with the 2nd chair flutist.


Overall, Carlsbad High School is a dump for racial and ecomonic segregation between students. If you AREN'T a good looking, white, rich kid, i advise you NOT to go here.

Its not fun.

Kid 1-Hey bro what school do you go to?

Kid 2-Carlsballssss....

Kid 1-You mean Carlsbad High School?? Why do you call it that?

Kid 2-Because it sucks balls if you aren't rich or white.

Kid 1-shit. im going there next year. im fucked.

Kid 2- yeah. you are.

Carlsbad High School by carlsbad_is_boring March 9, 2009

Carlsbad Cool Kids 

higher class white teenagers who live in the southern parts of Carlsbad (eg. Aviara, Poinsettia, La Costa).

Their lives are full of of fun activities, some of which include: consumption of illegal substances, big blow out weekend parties, excessive amounts of sex (and for the girls excessive amounts of statutory rape by their hottie-23-year-old college friend "Tyler", or any common white name), Pointless, mostly drunk, joyriding (Guys: in their 16th birthday present F-250 with large wheels and lifted frame) (Girls: in their ALWAYS latest model, Infiniti coup, BMW 325i, Acura TL, Nissan Altima, or any one of the cliché rich teen girl cars) through the safe streets of Carlsbad...making sure they dont wander off to the dangerous Oceanside! Where their moms always warned them never to go.

A Cool Kid party is one consisting of loud, top 40 music played by the hired DJ throughout the night. Drugs include marijuana, being the most popular, but not limited to: cocaine, pills, and even the occasional shrooms. Their taste in alcohol varies from domestic beers (budweiser, miller, coors, and of course, pabst blue ribbon), malt liquor that their favorite GaNgStA rappers drink (colt .45, King Cobra, Mikey’s, and, O.E), and finally, an array of cheap vodkas and other liquors, purchased by their college buddies, OR stolen in one of their fun-filled beer runs. These parties go on throughout the night, where one can spot occasional "discreet", off-to-the-side blowjobs being given in any corner of the house. Other activities practiced at these parties include: stripping, sex, disrupting the peace, vandalism, rat-jock clashes, and the oh-so-famous cop busts, after which the atendees proceed to the next party on their lists.

After the party, the overly-drunk guys and overly-drunk girls end up having sex with each other, waking up around noon in the same bed, couch, chair, floor corner, etc...They wake up to a sea of beer cans which cover the floor, with marijuana pilings scattered, thongs/bras on the lampshades, and the frequent condom/condom package near the bedstool or anywhere else where sex is possible.
Girls are always the first to wake up, with a massive headache, wondering about what could have happened last night. She gets up, steps on a beer can, and rubs the her head, then notices the drunk jock, half naked, with morning wood next to her. He wakes up, slaps her ass, followed by a cute giggle, and then instinctively, she goes down on him, performing a bit of oral sex.
The party host then texts everyone from last night on his new iPhone, telling them to go to Dennys, where they all gather around a grand-slam and discuss last nights happenings...or at least what they can remember...

By monday, they continue to discuss their weekend of fun, often to their classmates at Carlsbad High School, but they quickly get over it, for they are already planning the next "rager"!

Kid 1- Hey bro, im so stoked for tonght!

Kid 2- Why?

Kid 1- Some carlsbad cool kids are throwing a massive rager in Aviara, its gonna be sooooo legit.

Kid 2- No way! this slut from my english class was talking about it. I think im gonna go too.

Kid 1- Yeah dog, im gonna get soooo faded tonight!

Kid 2- Hell yeah!! I'll pick you and the homies up in my new truck and then we can go on a beer-run at vons!

Kid 1- Yeah!!! Im so stoked, you don't even know bro, text you later, i gotta go!

Carlsbad Cool Kids by carlsbad_is_boring May 25, 2009

Carlsbad, New Mexico 

1. Carlsbad, New Mexico is the small town located in the south-eastern part of the state New Mexico. Known for its caverns and awful smell. Carlsbad also shares its border with the state of Texas, whereby its people adopt the politics of "oil freaks".

It's home to one of the highest percentages of oil and gas workers in the United States, leading to the population to be a high percentage of assholes. Along with leading the nation in rabies you will find a plethora of undesirable things while visiting.

Since the town is in the middle of the desert and already undesirable, Carlsbad is the perfect location to dump hazardous materials. This makes up most of its economy, other than oil, gas and potash.

2. A derogatory term for a small town or city.

3. Anywhere that smells bad, typically smelling of gas odorants.

4. The home of the "DFWT(Dumb Fuck in a White Truck)"

1. "We moved to Carlsbad, New Mexico, but soon couldn't handle the assholes and smell of a gas leak everywhere. Also, I think I lost a few I.Q points!"

2. "This city is a real Carlsbad, eh?"

3. "You got a gas leak or something? It smells like Carlsbad up in here."

4. "I got hit by a DFWT and totaled my Prius."

Carlsbad, New Mexico by Epsilon1 February 1, 2014

Carlstadt 

A town in the state of New Jersey.

You live in carlstadt

Carlstadt by charlz95 February 23, 2009

Carlsbad Grimple 

A sexual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man's penis before being sexually serviced by thai prostitutes. The term was introduced by Samantha Bee on Comedy Central's daily show in her analysis of CIA chief Goss' departure from the CIA amid questions surrounding prostitutes and poker parties at the Watergate hotel.

Goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the Watergate hotel in 2005

Carlsbad Grimple by Christian Buss August 30, 2008