Carefaces

1. A state where you really don't care at all. It's allowed to add "the" as a prefix to move the superlative form over to ultimatesuperlative-form. Can also be mixed with the form carefacezz to control the degree of careface.
2. Plural of the word careface

"oh shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
-"carefacez"
"We forgot to buy cheese, and tacoshells!"
-"wheren't we going to eat tacos later on? Carefaces for me, I wanted pizza anyway"
"My bike got stolen, but I was just like -theeee careeefaceez"
"c'mon lets play football"
-"carefaces" (group replying)

by krissern January 27, 2009

Carlface

An expression of frustration, disgust, or antipathy, depicted by the balding, portly neighbor Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force placing a hand on his forehead with a look of utter loathing.

Similar to *facepalm*

Person A: Hey man, did you hear that new Kid Rock song? Man, that guy is awesome!

Person B: *Carlface*

by The Mango 55 October 8, 2008

Carface

A person with an attractive face but an undesirable body which is hidden when that person is seated in a car. The opposite of Butterface.

Stuck in traffic, Chris flirted with a woman driving a Jetta not realizing she was a carface.

by losanjealous April 12, 2006

carapacesshield

aka Carshield, he is the ultimate SAMG enthusiast (as they should be), but he has something against Dairy Queen for some reason :/

They're always on my fyp xD

I really hope the 100th episode isn’t animated by DQ
Me too, but ever since I watched carapacesshield’s video I’ve been paranoid.

by definette July 1, 2021

Careface

Careface is a statement which should be used to show a severe state of not caring. It should be said aloud and directly after a threatening stimulus comment (e.g. shown below).

The statement "careface" could also be accompanied by an actual 'care-face' which is a sarcastic sad face.

"I'm reporting you to the principal!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"I'm leaving you!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You're under arrest!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"Son, I'm afraid your mother has died"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You have only days to live"
-"CAREFACE!"

etc. etc.

by workboots91 March 25, 2008

Cakefaced

When you are extremely high off weed.

Or the equivalent of being shitfaced drunk but with weed.

Jacob is cakefaced off the moonrock right now.

by Goosepussie April 8, 2019

careface

mostly used on the internet,

something you say to someone that want to shut the hell up; basically a stronger way of saying "I don't care"

12:06am <EeP> i cut my finger
12:06am <EeP> really badly
12:06am <EeP> :|
12:06am«@ excess-TeLP-iO» careface

by zak May 12, 2004