A supposed 'gangsta' from Detroit, who actually grew up in the upper class rankings of a rich family, an hour outside of the city. A man who suffers from small penis syndrome, but attempts to mislead the world by saying otherwise in his lyrics. He keeps his coke in his right front pocket and a wad of $1 bills, that are wrapped in a single $100 bill in the other. His fan base doesn't have any teeth, and are typically morbidly obese. He's coined the phrase "I'm On A Motherfucking Boat!" and hopefully the next time that shipload of white trash sets sail, it sinks. All it will take is one extra ticket to be sold to exceed the boats maximum weight limit and VOILA the world will be a much better place. If he takes Ted Nugent with him...Detroit will RISE AGAIN TO GREATNESS!
"Did you hear that 42 year old man refer to himself as 'Kid Rock?" "Yes, his parents are brother and sister, he can't help it. He's a victim of inbreeding."
by DetroitHatesYou December 7, 2013
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A mixed up artist who doesn't know if he wants to do rap, rock, or country.
by Anonymous February 13, 2003
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a white raprocker from the Detroit area who thinks women should be on their knees giving head to "macho" studmuffins like himself. His songs are obscenity - ridden pornographic sexist trash. He thinks that because he supports George W. Bush, wears a flag, cusses like a stevedore, supports the Iraq war, "supports the troops", smokes cigars, covers cock rock "classics" and likes Bob Seger that he's an "American Badass". He also calls himself the BullGod. He scored a big hit with Sheryl Crow that was Number One for God knows how many weeks where he whines about "since you been gone I'm in the hotel room with cocaine and whiskey". Well boo fucking hoo, Kid Rock, I really feel sorry for you. Wah! He had a hit album called "Cocky". Well, Mick Jagger is cocky, but he is cool. He and the other Stones are a talented thrill. The title says says it all about Kid Rock. He is an American Asshole. Another example: a Kid Rock song titled "You'll Never See Another Motherfucker Like Me". He's the one who said it. The stacked Pamela Anderson is married to this cretin. He's an arrogant, stupid all-around shithead.
Kid Rock is a prime example of what's wrong with popular music today. Just a bunch of vulgar no talent, image-conscous, arrogant trash, with egos bigger than planet Jupiter. Rotten crap.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 15, 2006
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A rapper.......no...rocker......no country artist.........ok.....he's a raprockabilly......there. Has no talent.
People claim we talk bad on him because we "Don't understand him"

I think it's because he sucks......but that's just me.
by Ryan August 1, 2004
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A greasy, insolent subhuman. A talent lacking "musician" who should be euthanized, if not, sterilized immediately. Greatly resembles a sewer rat. Is incapable of presenting himself in a clean hygenic manner. Kid Rock, as well as his fans, believe that whoring around with HIV Positive women is a proud accomplishment. Glorified white trash.
Kid Rock is a dirty, talent lacking, shit eating waste of life. People who listen to him are no better.
by JukeJointJezebel July 14, 2006
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