Cakefaced
Cakefaced by Goosepussie April 8, 2019
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Cake-Faced • cake faced whore • casefaced • Cake-Face • careface • Catfaced • Jakefaced • Cakesauced • CamFaced • campfaced
cake faced whore
a girl who wears way too much make up, and acts like a complete whore to everyone around her
she's a super bitch, and wonders why no one really likes her and just wants to have sex with her
she's a super bitch, and wonders why no one really likes her and just wants to have sex with her
cake faced whore by jamezors October 28, 2007
Careface
Careface is a statement which should be used to show a severe state of not caring. It should be said aloud and directly after a threatening stimulus comment (e.g. shown below).
The statement "careface" could also be accompanied by an actual 'care-face' which is a sarcastic sad face.
The statement "careface" could also be accompanied by an actual 'care-face' which is a sarcastic sad face.
"I'm reporting you to the principal!"
-"CAREFACE!"
"I'm leaving you!"
-"CAREFACE!"
"You're under arrest!"
-"CAREFACE!"
"Son, I'm afraid your mother has died"
-"CAREFACE!"
"You have only days to live"
-"CAREFACE!"
etc. etc.
-"CAREFACE!"
"I'm leaving you!"
-"CAREFACE!"
"You're under arrest!"
-"CAREFACE!"
"Son, I'm afraid your mother has died"
-"CAREFACE!"
"You have only days to live"
-"CAREFACE!"
etc. etc.
Careface by workboots91 March 25, 2008
Jakefaced
To be so keen to get a line inside you, you're prepared to slam your bare face against the soap dispenser without a note and snort away ending up with a face like a powdered doughnut.
Jakefaced by Jakefaced_all_the_way September 19, 2018
Carefaces
1. A state where you really don't care at all. It's allowed to add "the" as a prefix to move the superlative form over to ultimatesuperlative-form. Can also be mixed with the form carefacezz to control the degree of careface.
2. Plural of the word careface
2. Plural of the word careface
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