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when you are at an intersection and you cut some one off, the person in the car you cut off makes a disgusted face at you. This is known as a carface.
Oh man you should have seen that lady's carface, it was so funny.
carface by ntwo2 November 26, 2010
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Someone who has the face of a car, or has a car embedded in their face.
Man with car protruding from his face appears.
Badass MOFO: You're one big carface, carface.
Carface: Careface
carface by schnigglypoo January 15, 2006

Carlface 

An expression of frustration, disgust, or antipathy, depicted by the balding, portly neighbor Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force placing a hand on his forehead with a look of utter loathing.

Similar to *facepalm*
Person A: Hey man, did you hear that new Kid Rock song? Man, that guy is awesome!

Person B: *Carlface*
Carlface by The Mango 55 October 8, 2008

CamFaced 

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.
Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!
CamFaced by SpankDizm January 2, 2013

carfaxed 

to investigate a potential online friend or love's truthfulness about their identity.

People lie all the time about who they are on the internet. Nothing worse than meeting someone who sounds nice and then find out down the road that they aren't. From "carfax" to find out a car's history before you buy it.
I met a real nice woman online and carfaxed her to make sure she was who she said she was.
carfaxed by Kiss My Neurons August 5, 2009

car face 

The phenomenon were a woman has a beautiful face when spotted in her automobile, but when she gets out a fat or otherwise unseemly body is attached. Also known as the exact opposite of butterface.
I thought a hot chick was making eyes at me on my vespa yesterday, but when she drug 200 pounds of cottage cheese out of her car at the gas station I saw she just had car face so I hauled ass out of there!!!
car face by Iheartdriscoll April 7, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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