casefaced

being SO DRUNK that it's a joke. blacking out and raging. random hookups. losing phones or cameras or clothing or bras and/or all of the above. morning drinking to avoid a hangover. anddd possibly snorting of questionable drugs. WORTH IT TO RAGE.

fuck dude last night was my 21st, obviously i was casefaced

casefaced by tesssssssa April 21, 2011

CamFaced 

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.

Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!

CamFaced by SpankDizm January 2, 2013

Careface 

Careface is a statement which should be used to show a severe state of not caring. It should be said aloud and directly after a threatening stimulus comment (e.g. shown below).

The statement "careface" could also be accompanied by an actual 'care-face' which is a sarcastic sad face.

"I'm reporting you to the principal!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"I'm leaving you!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You're under arrest!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"Son, I'm afraid your mother has died"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You have only days to live"
-"CAREFACE!"

etc. etc.

Careface by workboots91 March 25, 2008

Cakefaced 

When you are extremely high off weed.

Or the equivalent of being shitfaced drunk but with weed.

Jacob is cakefaced off the moonrock right now.

Cakefaced by Goosepussie April 8, 2019

Carefaces

1. A state where you really don't care at all. It's allowed to add "the" as a prefix to move the superlative form over to ultimatesuperlative-form. Can also be mixed with the form carefacezz to control the degree of careface.
2. Plural of the word careface

"oh shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
-"carefacez"
"We forgot to buy cheese, and tacoshells!"
-"wheren't we going to eat tacos later on? Carefaces for me, I wanted pizza anyway"
"My bike got stolen, but I was just like -theeee careeefaceez"
"c'mon lets play football"
-"carefaces" (group replying)

Carefaces by krissern January 27, 2009

careface 

mostly used on the internet,

something you say to someone that want to shut the hell up; basically a stronger way of saying "I don't care"

12:06am <EeP> i cut my finger
12:06am <EeP> really badly
12:06am <EeP> :|
12:06am«@ excess-TeLP-iO» careface

careface by zak May 12, 2004

Cakeface

A girl who wears so much Foundation, it looks like you could scoop part of her face off with a fork.

"Did you see how much foundation that girl was putting on?"

"I know, she's got a cakeface now."

Cakeface by Lair May 18, 2007